Lawreen Muffy

When you got a 6th grade dance at 7 but a mime gig at 8

beth harmon picturing chess moves on her ceiling but it's me rearranging my two exclamation points per email

Republicans: Try to break into my house and you’ll be met with the end of a revolver. Also republicans: Well, if Breanna Taylor’s boyfriend hadn’t shot at people breaking down the door it wouldn’t have been an issue.

cops caught this kid listening and dancing to music in headphones...then beat him to death for 15 minutes

Imagine this in any other job

@kcpolice WE are disappointed. This man was using his WORDS and was responded to with WEAPONS. #BlackLivesMatter #JusticeForGeorge

No one ever seems to have tear gas when heavily armed white men show up at government buildings

My plans 2020

We’ve had some dapper guests visit the museum before but these little tuxedoed visitors are our favorites. The @KansasCityZoo treated the penguins to a little culture before the Zoo re-opens. Watch an extended video on our website bit.ly/2yMoYP2.

😸 A cat you can count on We’re proud to recognize @KStateROW’s Mikaela Bennett (@MikaelaEBennett) for her outstanding service to the community @kstatesports x #PCA2020

@roseygirlx109 2 minutes later, I love this

ARE YOU ACTUALLY FUCKING KIDDING ME RN I THOUGHT I HAD THIS ALL UNDER CONTROL

I’m learning how to cook in a unique way. The knob on my oven doesn’t have any numbers on it so I just crank it up and consistently look at the food. I guess this isn’t any different than what i usually do.

Kansas Unveils $1.5 Million, 50,000-Square-Mile ‘Bless This Mess’ Border Mat bit.ly/3bgwONU

and in this moment i swear, we were infinite

Y’all are fucking weird

One of my favorite parts of the SSDGM book. Bigger dummies than you have done the things that you want to do, so why the hell shouldn’t you?? Thanks for the words of wisdom @GHardstark!

@MikaelaEBennett I’ve seen maybe 1 successful attempt, maybe

@smurrrrrphy 10 is false. I’ve seen many a successful ice cream on chopped. Bold move, but worth it.

Bad decision makers ranked 1 suburban moms who try to start businesses by stealing other people’s artwork and fonts to make ugly wooden signs and shirts | | 5 whoever decided putting carpet in bathrooms was smart | | 10 the people who try to make ice cream on chopped

OTHER POLICE OFFICERS NEED TO SPEAK OUT AGAINST THIS. THIS DOES NOT HAPPEM TO WHITE PEOPLE WHEN THEIR 4 yo TAKES A BARBIE. THIS SHIT HAPPENS EVERY DAY. THESE COPS MUST BE FIRED AND ACTION TAKEN