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Between the conjoined twins separation and man moving a robot hand with his mind, basically real life is now a #GreysAnatomy ep?

Dear Raymour & Flanigan, It's not a library if it has only 30 books and has a desk as the focus.That's called an office. #knowyourterms

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@amazon stop screwing with me. Sunday delivery is AWESOME. Getting damaged and/or the wrong item THREE TIMES IN A ROW is unacceptable.

Heart Storage Wars and @DarrellGambler #storagewars #bedtimeangercontrol #bringbackdarrell #crappingoutcash @AETV

Heart storage wars and especially Darrel #storagewars #bedtimeangercontrol #darrellsheets #crappingoutcash

On the 7th day God created the everything bagel and people were like, "Why is there salt on it?" and he was like, "Trust me."

Spot 981 at the Hunt. Drinking for charity. Come visit!

#BILLING #thatisall

Currently trapped in a nursing home due to a door malfunction. #startofahorrormovie #thisisscary #getmeoutofhere

M.C. Is such a douche-nozzle I am so glad any association with him is over tomorrow. Dude sucks balls. #sayonaramotherfucker

Having trouble texting/emailing because of the awesome intense massage chair at my pedicure #firstworldproblems

You can always tell the person on the elevator who gets on to go one floor. Also, I hate him/her. #lazybum #takethestairs

Everyone on this train needs to leave

10 Badass Prints of American Historical Figures, as Depicted By Artist Jason Heuser zite.to/M24GS9

@KevinKozlowski "b/c D only refused to give his name & did not yell "that's a clown question, bro" & run, he did not obstruct" #justice

Added to my #vocab RT @SamSifton: Harry Reid calls out a 'Clown Question, Bro' and The Atlantic has it: bit.ly/Ly1Raw

#POCKETS! mylifeasakitten.tumblr.com/post/233252634…

Bruising my knee 2 weekends in a row is really interfering with my yoga #firstworldproblems