lizna

i love being productive but productive doesn't love being me

11 in the afternoon

uncrustables keeping me satiated entering hour two on the tarmac

@SDUSK I love him! He’s your pet!

can i wear my headache hat to work

cool: steel drums and xylophones

@JesseWiza Come to le Pitt

proud of LA for being so informal that seeing actual suits and briefcases in DC was shocking to me

@anniierau Yooo is this the living legend Adam Stevenson

one time in college a professor spent 90 minutes talking about an example scenario that involved beef and i thought nothing of it until several weeks later when i found out that my classmate had made a minute long compilation of all 125 times he said "beef" in one lecture

good investment? vegetables: buy low sell high

so sorry for the 2% new followers of mine that are my coworkers

@JesseWiza Incredible - I only wish your mailbox wasn’t full so I could chime in!!!

@snaglertooth I promise not to answer your calls today

No sleep Nagler™️

responding to hinge messages for @hbcandy, “this is too much, all of my messages can’t be weird”

Supreme Court my ass

@sydneyx Blocked this one out

My anxiety origin story starts with the rock bottom episode of spongebob

But thriving!

update: deteriorating

@AnanyaTR usually will remember two weeks later at 3am

The biggest lie I regularly tell myself is that I’ll remember something even if I don’t write it down

drowning in unused fsa funds