maddie

Yea…… I’m pretty eccentric…..i like multiple genres of music 🙂‍↔️🎶

My insurance company won’t let me fuck around and find out

My GI doctor is gonna give me surgery inside an arcade claw Machine

Yea….im on Japanese breast-discourse twitter. Listening and learning..

Screenshotting all the recipes for “cakes” you can “microwave” in a mug as if i am going to prepare a multi multi (like 10) ingredient microwave dish . Look…I’ll microwave a mug. Of soymilk and add a dash of vanilla and maple syrup, maybe vanilla bean sugar. that’s 4 ingredients

Am i “emo” … ?

Mini saltines taste totally different from regular saltines…. Molecular gastronomy

絵師、絵を描いてて疲れたから絵を描くの マジで奇妙な生き物すぎる

I’m flying past all of you, I’m in my chariot, I’m being flown around in my chariot by enormous balloon animal horses (they can fly without wings and they sound like if dolphins were kinder and more trustworthy)

@DerivativeSin On top of everything else … this is the last straw …

@snake_lively i know what u saw and i knew u would be angry

Fuck you i love tootsie rolls. And smarties (subtweeting..)

乳輪がデカい女性は優しい人が多いです 乳輪の広さは心の広さ

I want a cinnamon chip scone

Scones….

Chloe is doing unbelievable things with carrots 🥕 you think you’ve enjoyed a carrot? Maybe you have but not like this never like this. ..

Ya that shit was medicinal …..slitting my wrist; doctors orders !

"behemoth" .... be he moth? or be he man..... .. think abt it