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@_01Legion See.. This is everything that is wrong with football players today.. They are rappers, they are movie-stars, they are super-models, they are everything else but actual pro footballers! Just imagine Lampard doing this? Like there are just levels to the commitment!

🚨💙NEW: "JOAO PEDRO" 💥 🤯 "Chelsea star, Joao Pedro is set to drop his first song a day before the FA Cup final."

@giroditalia Looks like the usual suspects in EU..

Respect the riders. Respect the race. Respect the #GirodItalia 🫶 Fans, Tifosi. We love you on the roadside. We love your enthusiasm, we love that you cheer on the riders, we love that you dress like flamingos. ❌ But there's a line not to cross. Don't be like this guy.

@draloneboy If you actually believe this - You are just a lost case!

IT'S OFFICIAL: Iran just got EMBARRASSED on the world stage, they were BLUFFING all this time and even some of our own Fake News FELL for it "China just watched billions of infrastructure go up in smoke and Russia watched all the defenses that they sold not even work once!" Now Iran has a QUARTER TRILLION dollar rebuild "We sailed two destroyers straight up the gap under zero enemy fire. NATO navies could have joined in, they didn't!" "Remember all the talk about Iranians collecting TOLLS? More BLUFFING. Apparently they weren't able to collect a single toll." "They couldn't pull off the processing because they have no banking, internet, or comms! It was just a couple of Iranian sailors sitting on a dock with their hands out." 🤣 "The Iranians strapped for cash, not just to pay for their salaries, but it's gonna cost them a quarter trillion to rebuild."

@TheForumChelsea Thats a very nice made-up story..

🚨 Just hours ago, negotiations between Xabi Alonso and Chelsea have officially broken down. Sources close to both sides confirm the Spaniard walked away after a key meeting at Cobham where he repeatedly asked one simple question that BlueCo couldn’t answer: “What is the actual project here?” Alonso, 44, arrived with clear expectations. Fresh from his experiences at Leverkusen and a short, intense spell at Madrid, he wanted specifics: • Who really decides signings? • How much control does the head coach get? • What does success look like in Year 1, Year 3, Year 5? • Is this a football project… or a business spreadsheet with a manager attached? The room went silent. BlueCo execs leaned on familiar corporate lines: “data-driven recruitment… multi-club synergies… sustainable winning culture… structural reviews…” Alonso listened patiently, then pushed again. No concrete answers. No clear vision. Just buzzwords and deflections. He wanted to build something lasting. They wanted a big name to stabilise the chaos. He wasn’t buying it. In that moment, the clash became obvious. Alonso has always demanded clarity and autonomy to impose his footballing identity. Chelsea’s current model — centralised ownership control, heavy data influence, constant manager turnover — couldn’t give him the guarantees he needed. No vague promises. No “trust the process.” He stood up, shook hands politely, and left. For Chelsea fans, this is yet another painful chapter. Another so called elite manager who looked at the project and said: “Not like this.” BlueCo are now scrambling for alternatives (Iraola, Silva and others are back in the mix), while publicly putting on a brave face. Meanwhile, the same questions that sank the Alonso deal remain unanswered upstairs. Football is full of egos and money, but sometimes it comes down to the basics. Alonso wanted to know what they were actually building at Chelsea. When nobody could tell him… the deal died. The carousel continues. What do you make of this, Blues fans? Is the problem the managers… or the lack of a real vision?

@WelBeast Another day another post about Chelsea.. 2b saved on free rent in your small idiot head!

Chelsea don’t get cooked enough for bragging about Winning the conference league with a squad worth £2 billion. Some of the clubs in that competition are using money from well wishers to pay staff salaries.

@pelledragsted Bedste nyhed i årevis - ud med jer! I er på alle tænkelige måder ødelæggende for Danmark!

Så er der ny kongerunde. Det er Lars Løkkes valg. I Enhedslisten har vi hele vejen været parate til at bøje os. Det har alle rundt om bordet. Undtagen Lars Løkke. Det er ærgerligt. For det har været åbenlyst siden folketingsvalget, at hvis der skal findes en løsning, så må alle bøje sig. Løkke har ikke fået 90 mandater. Langt fra. Det har Enhedslisten heller ikke. Den erkendelse bliver nødt til at indfinde sig, hvis vi skal i mål. Jeg synes, det bekymrende, at Lars Løkke nu åbner et spor med højrefløjen og Morten Messerschmidt, der vil opsige konventioner, udvise lovlydige borgere på grund af deres religion, skære dybt i udviklingsbistanden, og bremse Ukraine-støtten. Alt sammen noget der vil isolere Danmark og underminere den internationale retsorden, som er vigtigere end nogensinde. Især fordi de blå også står for en mere udsultet velfærd, mere ulighed og en totalfredning af landbruget. Det er ildevarslende hvis Løkke hellere vil den vej, end at indgå kompromisser om bedre velfærd og sammenhængskraft med Enhedslisten og SF. #dkpol

@ChelseaFC Only man on the pitch who would bleed for the club! Alot could be learned from that by every actual 1st team player - What a bunch of cowards they all are!

Jesse Derry has been taken to hospital as a precaution following his first-half substitution during today’s #PL game against Nottingham Forest. Jesse is conscious, talking and undergoing precautionary checks. We wish him a speedy recovery and thank the medical staff for their swift response.

@ChelseaFC Add the entire team to the transfer-list! No fans are gonna miss any of these goddamn fraud players!

FT. #CFC | #CHENFO

@ChelseaFC Tosin and Chalobah as CB partners - You know it's a giftshop!

Igor Jesus scores. 🔵 0-2 🌳 [14] #CFC | #CHENFO

@AnoFish7 @mandivalby Der er en med adgang til internettet, som ikke bruger det korrekt!

@mandivalby Okay? Skal vi aftale, at for hver gang politiet efterlyser nogle fra menapt-landene, så viser du 17 gange så mange tilfælde, hvor de eftersøger HVIDE mænd.

Læg mærke til denne efterlysning. Politiet efterlyser 2 HVIDE mænd. Der er både navn og et billede af den ene mistænkte gerningsmand. #Echobox=1777121652" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">ekstrabladet.dk/krimi/efter-kn…

@WelBeast Another post about everyone else but Arsenal!

The 3 idiots

@WallStreetApes Donald Trump - Set the world on fire..

Donald Trump says the Left keeps trying to assassinate him because he’s making real change “I’ve studied assassinations and I must tell you the most impactful people, the people that do the most” He’s right, there’s something all these prominent figures have in common that had assassination attempts Abraham Lincoln: Led the Union through the Civil War and issued the Emancipation Proclamation, which began the process of ending slavery in America James Garfield: Advocated for civil service reform to combat political corruption and patronage in government William McKinley: Promoted economic growth through protective tariffs and expanded U.S. influence in international trade Theodore Roosevelt: Broke up monopolistic trusts and advanced consumer protection laws Franklin D. Roosevelt: Implemented the New Deal programs that provided relief, recovery, and reform during the Great Depression, including Social Security. John F. Kennedy: Advanced civil rights legislation, launched the Peace Corps Ronald Reagan: Pursued economic policies that spurred growth and played a key role in negotiations that helped end the Cold War Martin Luther King Jr.: Led the nonviolent Civil Rights Movement, which secured landmark legislation like the Civil Rights Act of 1964

@WelBeast @Only1tommo Oh was that another post about Chelsea to make yourself relevant? Fucking sore ass looser - Go get your head around the fact that your shitty team is bottling it again, again and again and again.. You will forever be trying to achieve what Chelsea fans have seen over and over

£2B spent, but hey, let’s laugh at Arsenal for competing for the premier league title. Image credit: @Only1tommo

@cagiago_ Excuses, excuses, excuses.. You cant handle the pressure.. Fact!

I love how people are acting like we didn’t lose our best player at the club during this run-in, if City lost Haaland they would be in the same situation.

@piersmorgan Still we dont bottle every trophy possible! You stupid ignorant fuck!

Every time I assume Chelsea can’t possibly get any worse, they get worse. 🤣

@TheReds12thMan @_01Legion Always a Liverpool fan.. with 0 fucking knowledge on economy in clubs! Sit down and stfu!

@_01Legion Chelsea even thinking about building a new stadium like they’re not burning money daily is wild 😭 £689M losses in 3 years (£629K a day), £1.867B spent on signings, £1.39B in debt, wages at 76% of revenue, and a £500M loan that could hit £1.4B… But yeah… build the stadium 💀

🚨🔵 Chelsea new stadium plan! 🔥 This will become the most beautiful stadium in the Premier League history. 🥶

@ChelseaFC It really aged well by sacking Maresca and bringing and your puppet clown.. Thanks for ruining Chelsea FC by spending money like never seen before - What complete idiots!

Full-time. #CFC | #BHACHE

@PSGINT_ Italian clubs in top 10 - this is not the 90’s..

🚨The BIGGEST Clubs in the world according to sports illustrated PSG IN 10TH??????? What do yall think of this list?