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Me irl

No way am I seeing "you should reject pap smears" and "doctors shouldn't ask if you're pregnant" today. OPEN THE SCHOOLS

sucking dick and cock! and you did it at my birthday dinner!

its really crazy that the entirety of the canadian census is: - how many people live here? - are they transgender? - can they speak french?

he would’ve fought the hantavirus himself if it was on his ship

9 year old me when avril lavigne said "hell yeah i'm the motherfucking princess"

brittany murphy in 2003

how life feels when the Toronto Blue Jays remember that they can actually hit baseballs

@TekSavvyCSR hello, I seem to be affected by a cable outage affecting some parts of Toronto. Is there an ETA to fix this? I work from home and my job can’t handle my phone’s hotspot lol

a toronto blue jay every 48 hours

Eaton Centre wanna be Sherway. Sherway wanna be Square One. Square One wanna be Yorkdale. Yorkdale wanna be Dufferin Mall.

week day vs weekend

DeeDee MegaDooDoo

I fucking DESPISE annual corporate self-review and goal setting. My goal is to get a paycheck every couple weeks

when you've had 3 hours of sleep and people keep asking questions at work

.@elonmusk stop putting right wing propaganda ads on my timeline you fat fucking munchkin

They used to talk about David Suzuki like he was Jesus in elementary school

Do you ever just think about how Ernie Clement