Snarky Marky

Doesn't it seem like we are only saving the white #Ebola patients. I'm just saying

Why isn't every guy standing up and fighting for #BreastCancer If there has ever been two things to fight for, its our wives and daughters!

@Verizon is promoting their #VerizonRewards program, which is great if you want to waste your time on a bunch of useless gift cards!

@kmbc Too bad the officer didn't give the reward to the person who actually found the tickets, but hey the Royals are in the World Series!

BAE is always complaining about being fat. You would think that with all that complaining she would have burnt off at least something!

#FoxNews headline "How did bikini-clad models get keys to National Guard tank?" I can think of a couple of reasons why. #(.)(.)