Nicholaus Lamming

@Everymancinema ay up!!! Anyone on your side know when the tickets for Alien Romulus will be added to your site for booking?

@billybragg Already on it sir! Blue will shortly be yellow again in my constituency ✊🏻

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@Parody_PM WTAF is their marketing team up to here?!! Straight out of the American dirty book of politics by the looks of it

The fucker's just trolling me now - he knows I can't out parody that.

@NickHancock Thank you so much Nick. Feels like a normal day so far. Just easing into my 50s slow and steady :)

@sneakybutcha Happy birthday !! This will be at 8.10 if that’s ok!

@NickHancock good morning sir!!! Taking a punt here but is there any chance you could wish me a Happy 50th on Thursday morning? Family won’t ask and the dog can’t (as I know she would if she could) Looking forward to opening the pressies I bought myself on behalf of the family 😜

I agree with these sentiments completely. Being a teen was bloody hard.

@your_harrogate @RuddingPark Awww just a couple more secs and you would have seen all the community fit folk (including me) cross the start line. No one shared the memo that there was a process to get over the line quickly as we turned around and found that we were the only ones left lol

Good evening from @RuddingPark

I only found out today that this woman verbally attacked a complete stranger based on false and incorrect information. She has had to dig deep to financially recompense the individual and apologise publicly. This frankly isn’t enough. She is an embarrassment to the House of Lords twitter.com/jfoster2019/st…

@LASTEXITshirts Opening sequence from Blade Runner when Vangelis’ music kicks in and the massive tower stack flames explode. Goosebumps EVERY TIME

Maybe it's just a few seconds long, just a couple of frames, but what's the scene in a movie that takes away your breath and gives you goosebumps every time you see it? This is one of mine... - Jamie

@Lookhappy Buttermint tea for me during the day and tend to put some headphones on and have a quiet blub while working away. I seem to have gotten to the age where anything sets me off: sad dog video = cry, sad personal story = cry, gogglebox = cry

@TheMekon_Venus Twiki from Buck Rogers and Metal Mickey from the 80s uk series

Is anything missing from these robots?

@Lookhappy Right with you there buddy. Definitely need big sleeves for mine

Aaah halcyon days when all we had to complain about was that we couldn’t schedule a GP appointment and see them unless it was within 24hrs of calling. Now we can call and view the GP calendar online but the earliest slot is generally 15+days away (if you’re lucky)

@0DEF0RP0PPY @Lookhappy Great photo choice there daughter of mine x

@sneakybutcha @Lookhappy

@tomallencomedy good luck with your York event tonight. My wee pocket wife Tracy is heading over to see you with her bestie so if you see a chair that looks empty, dinnae worry it’s occupied ;)

@Lord_Arse The marketing world beat you to this concept ;) youtu.be/Z8yW5cyXXRc

Forget fission or fusion or whatever, cat-bread is the way to go #sciencefacts

@origato have you seen the movie this game is based on yet? Discovered it a few months after the movie was released. Soundtrack is pretty awesome too (Le Matos) - Proper flashback to 80s movies and synth with good dose of blood and humour :) oh and also playing BMX Bandit :)x

@godfrey_lawson I’m with you all the way. We drained the Yorkshire moors in order to grow our world famous tea leaves, and we are even looking to cut down a few acres of woodland so that we can bottle and transport even more of our famous Harrogate (Danone) Spring Water globally. Thanks #brexit

Evening fellow Brexiteers - today is a happy day I have finally joined the club and received my new blue BRITISH passport the ultimate PATRIOTIC statement of sovereignty from bureaucrats in Brussels and the world This little book means I can apply for a visa to travel anywhere, join special non-EU queues with 150 other countries and, most importantly, proudly wave it in public to remind the locals how us Brexiteers are a self-sufficient people who firmly believe we rule the waves, cultivate tea in Yorkshire, grow coffee beans in Harrogate and gave the world Fish and chips! Cheers to Brexit, because it’s all about #TakingBackControl 🇬🇧 #BluePassport #brexit

“Thames Water boss says bills need to rise by 40%.” Here’s why 👇