Simon Morgan

@Keir_Starmer Next you’ll be targeting the manufacturers of foot pumps. It’s easier to break into our country than an Oasis gig you hand pump ✊🏽 #LabourParty

Give these officers a promotion and recommend them for a knighthood. Magnificent work.

“This is police brutality” “Why are they being so rough?” “Totally overkill.” This man is a TERRORIST. A literal terrorist who was trying to stab up a street full of people in broad daylight. Get a grip.

@eventhestarsuk Agreed - there are many great indie shops worth supporting that put huge effort into attracting people into their stores and creating a great vibe across the whole weekend, immaterial of the overpriced releases… @PieVinyl @VinylUndergrnd to name just two #RSD26

Stuck on a delayed train and looking through Record Store Day. £49.99 for a double LP, £26.99 for a 12” single - absolutely shameless profiteering at wholesale level, feel sorry for the shops stuck with stock at those prices

@JamesPGoddard90 Who’d be a news reader.

Oliuwadamilola Ogunyankinnu is the name of the man charged with the murder of Finbar Sullivan The 27-year-old African will appear at Stratford Magistrates Court tomorrow, Monday 13th April. Some people won’t like this but it needs saying, had Finbar kept better company and not associated or worked with violent Africans he may well still be alive today.

Imagine losing your beloved pet and still going on to performing to thousands of people on the same day 💔 Absolute legend @richardashcroft ❤️

All good, thanks! Three points and a clean sheet has sorted him right out 👌 #cafc

@brayash24 @ValleyFloydFred Exactly, Sarmiento seems to be on the move again.

@ValleyFloydFred Jones will have some friends down at Brighton too. Wonder if we can get a few players out of them on loan as part of the deal

Brighton are renowned for their data based approach to talent scouting and acquisition of young players. Micah Mbick’s performances at Colchester United are clearly highlighting something they are very interested in. Charlton needs to decide whether they take the money now to invest to stay up - or make it easier to do so. Or hold out because he’s seen as genuinely the future of our attacking frontline. Everyone has a price. #CAFC

@ValleyFloydFred But (see under LWB) not leave it 10 days to decide.

@CAFCofficial Get the balloons ready #cafc

#️⃣9️⃣9️⃣ Lyndon Dykes' shirt number is confirmed ✅ #cafc

Roy Keane reacting to Sir Alex Ferguson description of his performance against Juventus during the treble season. Incredible the level of mentality he has! 🤯

@kenkenkenken99 @richardajkeys 😂

@richardajkeys Nice one gibbon mitts. You managed to make this about you.

Sad to hear the news of Terry Yorath’s passing. He was a warrior & won fans over wherever he played. He was great for us at Coventry & the reason I got Gabby a job at Sky. I had no idea who she was when we met but I knew her dad. RIP Terry. Your daughter did you proud.

‘D’YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?’ Melbourne 🇦🇺 #OasisLive25

“The good days are coming”

My mum and stepdad were watching The Masked Singer with me tonight, blissfully unaware...

@jaythedon007 @wolvesbradders Alright Alex Turner

@wolvesbradders Bet is stinks of farts, cheap aftershave and lynx

Stand up if you love the darts Yaya Toure Can't afford a table Don't take me home On loop. All fucking day and night. For the last decade or more at every darts tournament.

I’ve found my new favorite sport🤣🤣 cheers y’all🍻🍻

𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝒃𝒆𝒔𝒕 𝒂𝒏𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒎 𝒊𝒏 𝒇𝒐𝒐𝒕𝒃𝒂𝒍𝒍.

"Oasis saved my life" #BestOf2025

Sit back and enjoy one of the best anthems in football 🎶 The Hibs fans belt out Sunshine on Leith after an enthralling Edinburgh derby win 🙌 #BBCFootball