provincial maiden

@RafeGuttman No no no no no

After pilfering some chicken eggs, Swallowing them whole: shell, white, and yolk, An eastern rat snake scales a post oak. They can climb adroitly without legs. Its undulation can mesmerize, As a crook steals away with the prize.

@dan_de_cath (Lyle)

REAL

@dan_de_cath @not_not_rivkah I second this! I LOVED that museum when I visited!

@not_not_rivkah Epic! Also the art museum in Cincinnati is free and rly good. Need to go there again too

WAIT. TWITTER MOOTS TRIP TO NEWPORT. Who’s down?

May I suggest a little sweet treat? This ice cream is seriously SO good

My grandfather is in his final days. Please pray for him

@dan_de_cath For once I shall refrain because I don’t think I’ve tried fried pickles… but fried stuff is usually good soooo

@snoopys_version Do YOU have anything to say about this?

My sister doesn’t like fried pickles. What’s wrong with her??

@Copter_roflez Is it really ever over

Hoodie season is almost over :(

11 but i know i'm missing some because of the size of the blocks...

literally me

@dan_de_cath why would i need light mode when my tweets light up everyone's timeline

@snoopys_version x.com/IsaiahINRI/sta…

The tl is full of light mode/dark mode debates rn so it must be said: Light mode Forever!!!

@newoldtalk It is a miracle but I also feel like we should just stop projecting on our future kids’ faith journeys lol

@snoopys_version It’s not boring to be blessed with faithful parents and grow into a faithful adult. It’s actually a miracle.

How about we refrain from posting stuff like “I’m Catholic so my kids have a boring testimony” when in fact you have no idea how your kids will turn out or use their free will or who else may influence them. Sincerely, a cradle Catholic who does not have a boring testimony

@dan_de_cath How can you be so incredibly wrong 😭

I’m patient man I love just about every kind of cheese. Cheddar, Swiss, Parmesan. Heck even Blue Cheeses But bloomy rinds? I have no appetite for them and would sooner see them tossed to the gutter. Brie, Camembert, & all the other soft cheeses can waste away for all I care.

@opheliamuses 😂 I think you’re onto something there

@snoopys_version That’s how it seems. Frankly I don’t know what would catch anyone’s attention beyond the obviously insane. Perhaps an offer for a Costco hot dog to the gentlemen that genuinely makes you lol?

I think my mom and I have come to the conclusion that I seem really boring on dating apps and maybe I actually am that boring irl

@opheliamuses See that’s how I feel too but it’s like if you’re online you have to somehow wave a flag big enough about yourself to catch someone’s attention. So different from just talking organically in person after you meet in a group or at an event!!!

@snoopys_version The good stuff is what you talk about in person anyway. I would probably feel the same way.

@dan_de_cath I’ve been on and off of CatholicMatch and SacredSpark but I just can’t commit to sticking around anymore😭😭

@snoopys_version Oh. Honestly I can respect that.

@dan_de_cath Currently doesn’t exist anymore

@snoopys_version What does your profile look like?

@RhyminCarly I’ll take that😅

@snoopys_version Everyone sounds boring when they’re describing themselves, and if they don’t, they sound like braggarts. IMO, this just means you have a rich interior life that is worth exploring, not just a visible life that reads like a “fun person” resume.

@dan_de_cath 😂 that’s perfect

@snoopys_version It’s so him coded

Oh how I love you, sweater mug💜💗