Christina Uticone

pretty sure my ankle at least is totally fucked

tripping over a dog and smashing your knee/ankle on cold tile is not the best way to maximize your extra hour

idk about you but this extra hour is gonna come in pretty handy

Martinis all around.

Thunder! Houston you are a tease.

Why does beer taste better in the shower?

Why does coffee taste better in bed?

The cheese wanters are on high alert.

I’m so addicted to this stuff it’s a problem.

Josh made me a surprise while I slept in and he watched Hallmark movies with the mutts lol

I was in my tube top era.

FaceTime martinis with Mary ♥️

@jen_lewi We are overdue for a catch up!!

@snowcones But that is the only way to afford your delicious treat today 😂 - I realize I found an easy way to keep in touch w/ u!

Playing a little hooky today

@jen_lewi I wish I didn’t have to go back to work!

@snowcones Yum

Maybe should have invited Josh 😂

My friend’s mom voted in MN today and the poll workers at her site had one of those “I’m gonna vote in my Trump shirt!” encounters. These people are so small.

One of my fave Halloween memories is when Josh and I lived in Fairbanks and forgot it was even H'ween. We'd just got back from the grocery store when there was a knock on the door. "Trick or treat!" We were like flummoxed, offered the kids bananas. They refused & left.

I ate a (1) piece of candy and walked home. Winning! That was so fun and super cute.

A trio of 10 year old girls singing a perfect rendition of “I Want it That Way” on the approach!!!

I’m the candy bitch