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@BDTRELILBROTHER it’s unrealistic to not sleep with 13 men?…. y’all are cooked in the head ngl

I’m sorry but a dating history of 13 men is not outrageous for a 45 year old woman, especially when one of those relationships was a marriage close to a decade. People really hold women in the public eye to unrealistic standards when it comes to their dating history

Simba & Nala

autistic people be like "i know a place" and it's their own bedroom

@jordandefenses @Evadivalore what does that have to do with anything

@snowwhiteem @Evadivalore Pretty sure the dad IS a slut you idiot

Miley: “Mom always wanted me to stay with the wrong guys just because they were hot.” Tish: “I was gonna say, it’s kind of good advice because after years you get over them and think—” Miley: “Wdym?” Tish: “At least you got to look at someone freaking hot.” 😭

melancholic apathy

ur eyes tell stories, what ur lips never say u want to let go of melancholy but it always stays

if they say why tell them that it’s human nature

i say this but i was obsessed with amy lee so ignore me i guess

any eye color other than brown is so scary i’m sorry

@VeiledJoy not u, ur perfect xo

@snowwhiteem 🥲

things u say after having a greek salad for lunch

i’m racist when it comes to eye colors

i would be starstruck if i met alvin and the chipmunks

@mockingbirdpimp @just__hira

just a reminder that bird watching goes both ways. watch ur back

winter lamb core

me destroying hantavirus