…he went to get stones.
don’t worry, fam - i took his fogomobile and went to make a deal with @im_jowee.
soon everyone will have the stones
(everyone who puts in the effort, so don’t slack off).
In preparation for the $FOGO airdrop alongside the full launch of Fogo mainnet, Jan 13th, here’s all you need to know about where you can put your $FOGO to work.
Staking, trading, longing, or shorting.
The onchain world is yours:
hey folks! wishing everyone a happy new 2026!
the past year was packed with events, and the next one will be even more productive!
thanks to @fogo for bringing us all together here!
more to come!
have you ever seen fogees take a deep breath and blow so hard that the charts freak the fok out?
now you see - a new era of trading is already here.
january 13.
Every additional second it takes traders from their trade to travel from their brains, to their fingertips, into the blockchain, costs them, on average, $250*
Fogo is built to reduce latency to as close to 0 as possible.
That’s where Fogo Sessions comes in 🧵
*source: i made it up
Why is the fishing game the perfect trojan horse for Fogo?
The worst thing you can do as a challenger is wake the incumbents up to a threat. The more they underestimate you and let you climb out of the womb, the better.
So if they just look at the headline of fishing game and dismiss it – that means they don’t look at the reality of why their chain is unable to support the UX that 10’s of thousands of happy @FogoFishing users are praising today.
And then by the time they wake up to the actual threat? They are now stuck, as they just fudded the thing they need to copy. Oops.
And they also look at the details of how it would be deployed on their chain and realize it would be shittier than the original given how @fogo was built. Double whammy. “Guess we keep fudding?”
And this is why I always give credit where credit is due to peers. Competitive denial is the downfall of every good business. Watch it play out real time in the form of dismissing challengers getting traction as “pointless.”
So yeah, just a fishing game.
Nothing to see here…
gfogo
the fogo mainnet launched a couple of weeks ago, hard to say exactly when, because i don’t keep track of time when i’m drunk and happy (and yes, i’m both drunk and happy right now). but i’ve got a few big thoughts i have to share with someone:
1. this is insanely fast. i’m a total noob at all your crypto stuff, but transactions go through faster than i get drunk
2. i love fishing more than life itself, and @FogoFishing gave me the chance to fish and feel happy even at home while sick
3. the fogo community is the best community in the world, i’ve never met more genuine people anywhere
4. thanks to the team for actually listening to us! if all leaders listened to the feedback people give them, alcohol would be free! @im_jowee@RobertSagurton
5. waiting for @ambient_finance , i want to gamble my money. give me the fastest perp in the world! please!
was AFK for a couple days because college decided to fok me up right before the end of the year
but premarket is here and i’m bullish as hell
p.s. got a new pedicure
Quick ICO comparison for anyone looking at the Fogo presale:
Monad:
→ $187M raised
→ $2.5B FDV
Fogo (Dec 17):
→ $20M presale
→ $1B FDV
That’s ~9.4x less capital raised by Fogo at ~40x of Monad’s valuation.
Both are live L1’s today with real TPS that you can also compare.
Just the facts.