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jaclyn
@so_basic_jaclyn
NO DMs pls! Laid-back, work-at-home, dance floor hero. Wife to a football coach & mom of 2. Hardly ever serious. Wild/Vikings enjoyer 🍻🏒🏈🏖 I hate squirrels
Minnesota, USA Katılım Aralık 2020
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Oh man my reunions have had the greatest ROIs via stories …. I love reunions 🤣
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I would rather walk barefoot on a carpet made out of Legos than go to my high school reunion.
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FFS they said "Discreet packaging" when I ordered it 🤦♂️
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Marco Rubio when he realizes he has to be the next Bachelorette 🌹.
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Millennials are the elite generation because they cranked out 12-page essays the night before they were due. No ChatGPT. No Claude. Just lo-fi beats playing in the background, Black coffee at midnight, footnotes that were somehow correct, and pure delusion. Grade was an A minus. Period.
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I forgot how weird Facebook was… all surrounded by people you know in real life
GIF
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Made a filet and ny strip with salad and mashed potatoes with pan gravy.
How'd we do???
(Ignore my dirty oven)
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Marco Rubio realizing he has to smooth things over with Japan now.
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Alright, this is the last one, I promise: Marco Rubik's Cubio.
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My husband has had to do this to me before too.
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A dancing humanoid robot got a little too funky during a performance in Cupertino, California and had to be restrained by staff after knocking items off a table.
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@so_basic_jaclyn Classic… why is the husband not on the same pic as the pizza?
lol
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@GuyAbeetus1 @reign_vikings Relax guys it’s only a 16 oz glass. 😆 I poured one 12 oz bottle into it
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@GuyAbeetus1 Yeah probably but this line is apparently unisex 🤷🏼♀️
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@so_basic_jaclyn women's shoes are so much nicer looking than most mens.
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@will41805 @GuyAbeetus1 She’s a WNBA player that designed a shoe line w/ Nike
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@strallweat Just cooked at 400 for 10 mins. If I wasn’t in a hurry to leave for vb I would’ve broiled it for a minute tho too
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@so_basic_jaclyn Did you just use the broiler on the oven or an air fryer?
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