Marty

If I ever meet the inventor of automatic paper towel dispensers it’s on sight l

@ndrewSchmidt The word is watching, the bruins

Please don't embarrass us, the Bruins!

Polar bears seeing UCLA rack up 25k airline miles a season

@ryanramoneda Jerry Neuheisel

UCLA fans: I wanna her who you think should replace chip kelly- and please be realistic

@tomnork Blue Light has best Mexican food in the marina i will not be responding to any questions at this time

This is a war crime

@rosey_con Recession imminent

There are no hunnies at the JFK B Dubs, I dunno whats goin on

@mattoxstuff Fuck it let’s tank

@BarstoolBigCat @PFTCommenter Seen at the Giants Phillies game tonight (Philly lost)

@GParlayed @Lakers Go the warriors

WE ARE COMING FOR THAT ASS @Lakers

@ellbehbs Can’t spell scapegoat without GOAT 😤

@ndrewSchmidt @FeitsBarstool

Did my first ever Peloton. Cody is my sworn enemy.

Raiders are the most dog shit team in the NFL

Watching the raiders blow their 4th double digit fourth quarter lead of the season

@rosey_con @tomnork This is what they took from us

@tomnork It would apparently look something like this according to DALL-E

Lot of people seem to be angry at the SF Giants organization for coming in second on free agents all the time. Consider maybe that SF is just not a fun city to live in. They’ve got a great ball park, coaching staff, track record. Not necessarily org’s fault. Taxes don’t help.

@SportsCenter 3 football games on and World Cup and this is the tweet

Hindsight is 20/20 😂

@Carly_Gill1313 You gotta leave them draped over a chair for at least 5 days before folding

Why is folding clothes just the most inconvenient thing

@wisercharlie America will continue to roll over and take it!

Last weekend: -Sri Lankans storm and occupy official gov residence over economic crisis -Chinese bank customers protest frozen deposits by PBOC -Dutch farmers protest gov's new ag emissions policy Predictions for this weekend?

Love stranger things but that song everyone likes from it stinks out loud

If the Warriors win this title, should we discount it because the Celtics don’t have a LeBron? Now on @undisputed

@Carly_Gill1313 Like you never went to Vegas and said some bullshit

I swear y’all must get brainwashed when you go to Vegas or something 🤧