Marci

The trope of bathtub bonding horrifies me. Don’t you dare trying to slip into the bathtub with me. I am not situated for visitors in the bathtub, this is not Jersey State. That old couple that each has their own separate bathtub in the Cialis ads knows what’s up.

After experiencing it years later, I loved and respected her even more for knowing both me AND the book well enough to know it wasn’t the right time then. I’m so excited to listen to this episode of @BookCheatPod & relive all of it with an Australian accent 🖤#bookchook

@BookCheatPod I checked this book out of the library in high school then it disappeared before I could start it. My mom told me years later she’d found & hidden it because I was going through hormonal teenager shit & she didn’t think it’d be healthy for me…

@TechnicallyRon You can even see the cocaine residue on the background

Old twitter: Seems nice, happy to have that on my phone homescreen New twitter: Looks like a dating website for crypto bros who all have the Patrick Bateman avatars and describe their politics as 'against the woke mainstream propaganda'

I’ve loved @QanonAnonymous for ages, but being introduced to such a toxic topic as transmaxxing by @Liv_Agar, with her perfect balance of sardonic gravitas, really highlighted why. I’m embarrassed it took me so long, but I joined the Patreon as soon as the episode ended.

I loved @aishatyler so much on #talksoup a couple deca..a few years ago and it makes me so fucking happy every time I hear her on Archer I wonder if she had any idea her career would include a badass assassin who says things like “My vulva is a smoother than a veal cutlet!” 😂

LMAO Tucker Carlson got kicked off Fox 😂🦀

Hey Tampa, try voting this time cltampa.com/news/hey-tampa…

It’s such a relief that at least one of my first crushes wasn’t the worst 🖤

Hey @dogoon, I’m listening to your Nick Cage ep and wanted to let you know that I wasn’t required to go on a tour to see his tomb and was able to get within butt’s reach (blame it on the a-a-a-alcohol). If you zoom in on all of the little spots you’ll notice they’re lip prints.

@crevassier @welovepulp Everything is the worst 😓🖤

@welovepulp @soangelicate :(

Our beloved friend & bass player Steve Mackey passed away this morning. Our thoughts are with his family & loved ones. Safe travels, Steve. We hope to catch up with you one day. All our love xx

@ford_nik The implication of Russian anal beads is smaller and smaller sets nested inside of others and I’m here for it 😂

@Scottcrates @nataliebetance You never know when you’re going to get that call for the Ice Capades redux

@nataliebetance Are we not going to discuss the sleeves on Lara’s dress?

Lol Ivanka cropped out Kimberly Guilfoyle from Tiffany’s wedding photos

@jasonk848 No lies detected 😂

Remember to post tits to thank veterans tomorrow. I can't think of a greater way to show them we truly care ❤️

The Queen when Meghan Markle comes to say her goodbyes

@thrivingfornow Hahaha and they’re all so good! 😂

Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene had $183,504 in PPP loans forgiven. twitter.com/Acyn/status/15…

Noice

@cobra_winfrey I’m glad at least someone noticed!

I wonder how many more years it will be until I put my airpods on the charger the correct way on my first try