݁₊ ⊹ SHARKIES — 🦈

partner just hazily requested i play margaritaville

maybe im going bald in one spot because thats where the water in the shower hits

you can tell how expensive a house is by shape

if i had a custom license plate it’d be “HOGRIDR”

just saw someone with two bumper stickers: “i got my lobotomy at claire’s” and “i will not brake for children”

“you’re like a little cockroach that i can’t get to leave”

shitting and wiping my ass with a paper towel rn

the unnamed system’s name is toy food #systwt

getting sung to by my partner and sibling

@giarraclancy nooo i did it on purpose it wa OILY

@soapscuds that might just be stupidity

neurodivergency so bad i washed a sharpie at work

took my mom 10 minutes to make me remember why i moved out

like there is a void trying to shut me up

i dont feel anyone else around mentally but i feel like i’m fighting to control my own body

our beautiful bed

why is there blood in the fart

my kitten is clinging to me while she sleeps is this a good sign

people who look down on jobs like mcdonalds are terrible i’ve decided. like go bag your own big mac if it’s such a problem

why are rabbits suicidal