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@sobertodcath
⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ i’d rather be a matchstick than a lighter … i’d like to see the wood curl up and burn. —— death counter: 6
mun 23, she/him, mdni Katılım Aralık 2024
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@feIIonblackdays you’re fighting a losing battle. you cannot defeat jimmy fallon in combat.
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@sobertodcath i'll make them popular again. i'm powerful enough.
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@feIIonblackdays no man it’ll be great. besides , talk shows ain’t even a thing anymore.
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@sobertodcath oh, gross. i can't be that terrible.
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@feIIonblackdays even better: you should be a podcast guy.
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@sobertodcath i should host a late-night talk show, yeah. it would be an awful time for everyone involved.
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// if anyone wants my main/writers its @newtgat_ btw i want more friends
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@PlZZAWHAT well , sounds like he’s doing more than looking at you. i can help you. i’ll do most of the work , even. i’ll just kill him for you.
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@sobertodcath right... so i'm not gonna do that. the solution can't always be that i should jump anybody who so much as looks at me funny. *💧
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@maedemciselle ehh … ‘s a little embarrassing. don’t want nobody seein’ me in that.
[ there is literally nobody around. ]
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@feIIonblackdays you are so effortlessly irritating it should be considered a talent. you should be on tv.
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@sobertodcath that was the least annoying response i could have said and you're still being a bitch.
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@PlZZAWHAT okay. so next course of action is to follow him to his car and jump him.
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@sobertodcath yeah —— 'cause the last time i reported my boss to HR went over 𝘴𝘰 𝘸𝘦𝘭𝘭... you literally can't even trust them to keep your name out of their mouth whenever they're investigating the report for some reason. *💧
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@maedemciselle can you? i’d eat complete shit in those.
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@sobertodcath ooh. i can run pretty fast in these heeled boots.
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@feIIonblackdays don’t get all fucking annoying about it.
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dude they’re still gay. just a different type of gay.
jeremy downs. 🩸@darklydowns
okay not anymore they’re not.
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