So Board At Work

@fighthype Floyd a pussy

Mayweather vs Pacquiao 2 is CANCELLED More details to follow…

20-11 workout record for the month Today: 2.8 miles walked, 7 miles ran (time exercised: 109 minutes, breaks: 10-12 minutes total). I finally feel I've earned the rest of my off day. Next month I'm shooting for a 24-6 record (all Thursdays off/1 Sunday)

She is not wrong!

@theCLTshow Gotta gas yourself up before others can. Or some philosophical shit like that.

Went for a lil solo sushi date and the guy next to me at the bar just suggested his gf leave the job she loves to make more money so she can contribute more I am -

@TheBedr00mBully Legend Also, very jealous

Slept 12 hours last night it was magical

Thursday: 50 minute kettlebell and 25 minutes with weights (not the smartest idea to start with PBs on the machines. I still hurt gnarly today, worse than yesterday) Friday: 60 min elliptical (8.28 miles) Today: 60 min treadmill (15%, 3 mph, 10, 12, 14, 14, 10 mins)

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@TMZ He didn’t die. He conquered Earth and has gone elsewhere.

🕊️ BREAKING: Chuck Norris has died. Details: tmz.me/didYp9I

@TheBedr00mBully Yesterday was weird. It’s like how was it already 8 PM and I’ve done only 2 things. I need like 6 hours back.

Thought tomorrow was Friday

13 hours worked yesterday. 50 minutes of kettlebell (shoutout to a Marvin Hagler doc for getting me through). 61 minutes elliptical and walking until reaching 2k active energy. Today is likely a rest day (I may already be tipsy)

Today doesn’t officially begin until you watch the “Leprechaun in Mobile, Alabama” video

@TheBedr00mBully 💀

@soboardatwork I have both, it’s happening on both 🫠

My stupid phone isn’t charging Started the night before I flew home Bought new chargers, seemed to work but yet here we are again not charging Car charger works intermittently

@theCLTshow @jane_pdx *takes notes* I think I've just found what will get me through my Executive Dysfunction Wednesday.

@jane_pdx I love it for getting stuff done around the house. I can only watch like, half an episode. Then I’ve gotta get up and anger clean something.

honestly, and this is a self own, but I can’t watch Secret Lives of Mormon Wives for the same reason I can’t watch the film Conclave

@SethMacFarlane What the deuce?

@theCLTshow Option 4 - I'm getting my leather coat and bat. He's gonna call me Negan.

Chat this ~60 year old guy is saying this ~30 year bartender was the hottest thing the town has ever seen 15 years, ago AITA for thinking he’s a pervert?

Kettlebell workout: 100 side swings, horizontal rotations, horizontal and shoulder presses and circles (hit my head 3 times, but we aight). I wasn’t expecting to go back to this for a few weeks, but my legs are cooked so I had to do something.

Plumber was cutting some roots and said “that one was almost too thick” and I instinctively went “oh there’s no such thing” literally what is wrong with me

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