SO CALLED, Respectfully

personally I’m not an activist by any stretch of the imagination, but H.J. Res 140 is probably one of the biggest threats to the one the most beautiful places on earth. Ben Stauber, I implore you to visit Voyageurs National Park. See with your own eyes what you want to strip away

@aidsman109 Sheeeeeeeeit twist my arm

Please come out to acme comedy company this weekend. It would be great to see you there.

Current music vibe is AI 60’s soul covers of Travis Scott, Juice WRLD, and Nickleback. Don’t bother me, I’m vibing WAY TOO HARD.

@nolephant You ever think about if a snake wore pants would it just be a sock?

Just recently learned about dance music/house music burner twitter and the whole concept makes me wonder why you didn’t get an actual creative hobby and then decided to be edgy and trade stickers of your avi with other burners at fests?? Weird behavior but go off.

I don’t trust people with odd numbered volume settings. Like what do you mean your tv is on 13? The only odd numbers I’d trust is a 25 or 75, anything else IM CHANGING THAT SHIT!

Some rumors have been circulating about Brandon and my relationship as artists. I want to set the record straight by saying, while I am fine and have tons of motion. He still in fact has ZERO motion. Also he looks both ways while crossing the street like a huge bitch ass.

@nolephant Too even THINK he could acquire motion is a fairytale. Wake up people.

@socalleddjs No motion whatsoever !!

It has come to my attention that Brandon has ZERO motion in this city. Frankly I’m not surprised. In fact he’s NEVER had motion, nor do I believe he could ever tap in enough to HAVE motion. Stay away from this man if you have motion cause he’s certainly trying to steal it.

@nolephant We all start somewhere

@socalleddjs On stage??

I’ve seen what 1:00am does to smaller touring DJ’s crowds in a small market and I am praying that 1:00am does not do that to me on Saturday in my hometown, a really really small market I have a really sick set planned

@nolephant Do tren

@socalleddjs Honestly not a bad idea

@staringcontestt do tren

WILES 🪬 out now everywhere music is streamed, with a free DL on SoundCloud as always. Feels good to put new music out after 10 months of silence. 😌

@nolephant That shit makes my tummy hurt. Like real bad.

@socalleddjs I’m more of a sweet onion chicken teriyaki guy myself 🤷‍♂️

@nolephant Obviously a spicy Italian. That’s why I was fardin.

@socalleddjs Which sandwich you get

@nolephant I just upload my music to a public one drive now

Me using the new SoundCloud upload page:

I told my lending company I won’t be paying my loan back until I am no longer “Bonkered off the yoinky”.

@nebulazur Just free yourself and become a true old midwestern man. Shovel the drive way at 3am. Cut the grass twice a week. Stare out the window at kids riding bikes (they’re up to something). Just do it!

If you know me, I can be boujee about shit. One of those things is the cement around my haus; I don't want any footprints or tire tracks stacking up & being uneven icy terrain. Gotta nip that shit in the butt first snowfall 😤

@aidsman109 Please buy my essential oils bro.

Actively watching an old man at the library fall for a fb messenger scam