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@PeggingHubby Goals. I bet that felt good. Goals being The dildo in the ass, I don't have a pussy to finger. But I'd like my wife to eventually finger herself to me doing this.

Love that hubby sent me this last night, I fingered my pussy until I fell asleep thinking about it.

@HotEricCartman Damn, nice tits!

@abayomib Remember, dont knock it til you try it.

@sociald_74 Can’t do it

Being pegged by a woman isn’t gay.

@abayomib I cant do it enough, im about to self serve. Makes 💦 a lot faster. Hit that spot just right and done. Feels great.

@IAmSladeKraven @Starfeyy Not like I'd ever be able to fuck or in reality even want to fuck some rando from Twitter anyway. This is all fiction. Just sayin.

@sociald_74 @Starfeyy Doesn't eliminate the possibility of STD's. Just sayin'.

i need a guy with less than 300 followers to make content with and size doesn’t matter!!

@traderjoeslut Just show up and it should be done without hesitation

how do i politely ask a man to eat it

@saniyafatma1278 You're an idiot.

@abayomib @goddess_diya1 Try a finger or 2 in your ass. You'll want to try more after that. Might not be normal to many, but holy fuck, it feels so good.

@goddess_diya1 It’s not gay because a female is involved but it’s In the act of homosexuality I don’t know any heterosexual man want a dildo shaped of a male genitalia in they ass it ain’t gay but it ain’t normal either I’ll pass

@Camilawhite01 👅 😛

🥺??

@Starfeyy Bring condoms? Does a vasectomy eliminate that?

yalll please only sub and msg me if you are serious 😭😭

@hotsouthernfre1 Abc

Milf Monday!! Would you _______ my married pussy? A. Cream pie 🥧 B. Pullout C. Clean up

@lilyphillip_s If I can suck on those cum covered tits

can i drink you dry?

@lilyphillip_s I will nut all over your tits, then lick it all up and suck on them

nut all over me? 🥹

@cutiieepie6 I bet the nail salon would take it. Also, the car wash vacuum takes quarters.

Some guy tipped me ten dollars in quarters, and I’m still trying to figure out what kind of person thinks that’s acceptable. I just finished a DoorDash order, and he casually mentions he forgot to tip in the app—which, fine, not ideal, whatever. Then he dramatically pulls out a literal roll of quarters like he’s handing me the crown jewels. He looks me dead in the eye and says, “Sorry man, I didn’t tip on the app, this is all I’ve got.” Yeah, thanks. I love holding a handful of coins like it’s 1998. I don’t use change. I’m not a parking meter. I’m not walking around with rolls of quarters or dumping them into a Coinstar just to get the money I already earned. I took it because arguing over coins isn’t how I planned to spend my day, but that doesn’t make it okay. Tipping in quarters is peak absurdity. Tip in the app, tip in bills, tip digitally—literally anything that doesn’t involve me schlepping around loose metal. Acting like this is normal? Pure comedy. And yes, no one should ever think a pocketful of coins counts as a tip.

@cutiieepie6 But was 10$ a good tip?

Model @sumiko_smile Instagram instagram.com/daria__smilee

@MadiRuve Pics/ video or it didn't happen. 🤷‍♂️. Worth a shot!

I love that i have had three 4sums in a month

@AngelicaDevine_ Cash or venmo?

Be honest… 🏳️‍⚧️

@kelly_nsfwt Both.

Calling all pussy eaters. 📢 Do you SUCK or LICK the clit? 👅