Amy R. Peiffer

It’s Monday, folks, let the screaming commence.

Me: I am so far behind this week with all this nonsense going on. Also me: Let me just photoshop this hat on a raccoon to make a new Adobe profile photo

Definitely considering adding circus ringmaster to my LinkedIn page to make a point

I can’t believe this needs to be explained, but here we are.

As a social media expert I want to offer a tip because apparently there is a large swath of the internet who isn’t aware: you can literally list anything on LinkedIn. I could list myself as president of the company. It doesn’t mean it’s true.

Monday update:

Me after a long day managing social media in an election year.

Opens Twitter for the first time in a year, called a pompous ass in 20 minutes. I missed you beautiful weirdos 🫠

@KRakszawski @JonathanStineMD @PennStHershey @onepeloton You’re basically a technical wizard now, congrats

@sociallyamy @JonathanStineMD @PennStHershey @onepeloton Finally worked it out! My app subscription renewed today, and I had to upgrade to App+ at the same time I tried to apply the corporate discount…somehow creating a black hole. The customer service rep told me “there’s a glitch somewhere, and you found it.”

Kudos to ⁦@PennStHershey⁩ for partnering with ⁦@onepeloton⁩ to help us as employees stay fit and healthy! 👏 👏 👏 🎉

@KRakszawski @JonathanStineMD @PennStHershey @onepeloton Did you get it to work yet? Mine went through right away this morning but because I was on a billing cycle I had already paid it said it would be applied the next month. Bummed you’re having trouble, I love this benefit almost as much as I love a discount master’s degree 😂

@JonathanStineMD @PennStHershey @onepeloton Have you actually tried to apply the corporate benefit to your account? I've been on hold with customer service for 4 hours and NO ONE can figure out how to do this! @onepeloton

🌭 @AmyLWard_ I just wanna talk.

Forget integrating with IG, I just want to find everyone I follow here on threads, IG Amy is not the same as Twitter Amy

Anyway go do the thing on the thing, my name is sosociallyamy there

Checking out the newest platform I’ll have 36 emails about in the morning asking if we should be there next and it’s honestly better than this wasteland anymore after less than an hour live.

At least once a week 🤣😭

My brain: You need to make a list. Also my brain: Not on that paper, it’s too smooth.