So Dramatic!

@StephSequin I listened to this & Sam definitely dodged a bullet x.com/i/status/20345…

EXPLOSIVE allegations against #Chris from his ex on @sodramaticpod; - Was still in a r’ship when he went on #MAFS #MAFSAU - Found out about TV marriage from pap pics - Allegations of physical/emotional abuse involving police - & production KNEW Part 1: podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/exc…

Bec really isn’t in any position to be lecturing Danny on a “poorly timed joke” after the whole fingerbanging debacle. The irony is too much. #MAFS #MAFSAU

Sam took Chris out bush to dump him, that was not very Brokeback Mountain of you. #MAFS #MAFSAU

Danny, blink twice if you need saving. Danny: *blinks every 0.02 seconds on repeat* #MAFS #MAFSAU

Sam: Do you have feelings for me? Chris: I do FEEL pretty bummed out right now. #MAFS #MAFSAU

Chris is over it because it was weird that an expectant father applied to go on this show to begin with. #MAFS #MAFSAU

Chris just fully disassociating wishing he was still at the gym instead of listening to Sam's diary. #MAFS #MAFSAU

Chris just doing a runaway groom and leaving Sam to hang out with a bunch of animals, a great look into the future. #MAFS #MAFSAU

David and Alissa's homestay going down as well as a joke from Danny to Bec, or a joke from Bec to everyone. #MAFS #MAFSAU

Well, after this Bec and Danny fiasco, looks like that coveted "I love you" is another few weeks away. #MAFS #MAFSAU

Danny is like "Danielle obviously wanted to root me! Oh GREAT now the edits gonna make me look a right knob." #MAFS #MAFSAU

Hmmmmm breaking the fourth wall to knock Dan is an interesting move. #MAFS #MAFSAU

Bec: I think Danny's going to say 'I love you'. Danny: #MAFS #MAFSAU

This looks like a budget Bachelor date. #MAFS #MAFSAU

Bec made a joke about fingerbanging and thought it was all a bit blown out of proportion. Danny makes a joke about a plane flying overhead and it's end times. #MAFS #MAFSAU

Life hack: use horses instead of a panel of experts to sort out your relationship problems. #MAFS #MAFSAU

Sam: I feel really hurt and wanted to repair this and talk about it. Chris: look, a horse. #MAFS #MAFSAU

Alissa's mum is the type to demand meeting a guy after having had one date with Alissa, and then demanding to know his health history. #MAFS #MAFSAU

Too many horror movies start at a cabin in the woods, I would not be running away to the Southern Highlands with someone who refuses to talk to me. #MAFS #MAFSAU