sophia

just saw someone spell everybody “every buddy” and i kinda fuck with it

you have to be fucking kidding me

when the cake lasted longer than the band

Mall Chinese food where you not 100% sure it’s chicken fr 🤔🔥💯

I do not like autocorrect

I'll block a bitch on Hey wait don't call them that bro

Target must got a no talking policy. You walk in there and don’t hear a thing😭

i love it when my pets sigh like what ails you my little unemployed freeloader

My coworker’s waterbottle

wtf the dog in the back got going on

You can’t “hate” or be “scared” of conflict and confrontation but discuss it and talk shit with everyone but the person you have an issue with. That would make you pussy. Glad we have that understood!

classic