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☣️ J. Eddy™️

@sofawolfone

The less official side of Sofawolf Press operations as seen though the eyes of the President & CEO -- [email protected]

Saint Paul, MN Katılım Mayıs 2010
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@ThornwolfArt We've been through oodles of pancreatitis issues with Gypsy and Zeena over the years. Feel free to reach out anytime if you want a rundown in case there is something of use for you guys. Hope Banshee is better soon!
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Kingfisher & Wombat@UrsulaV·
One of my problems with technology is that if I shell out for a good laptop, I expect it to continue to be a good laptop forever. It was state of the art when I bought it! (Okay, maybe state of the art two years before I bought it.)
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@lasrina @UrsulaV Ha! We spent years giving the huskies a treat when they came inside (so that they would so so when called), and now the increasingly-addled eldest views the doorway as a treat machine and goes in and out, in and out. Eh, at this point if it makes her happy...
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Then when it slows to a grinding halt and chokes on video games made since. 2020, I go looking for the receipt in deep moral outrage and discover that I bought it in 2017 and technology has had the effrontery to move on since then.
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@KetoWolf I'm looking at it this way. Once we reach the point that almost all business communication is written by AI, the few people who know how to communicate without sounding like a dribbling idiot will become a commodity for companies that want to stand out.
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Kingfisher & Wombat@UrsulaV·
I did a whole series of white animals on collaged backgrounds awhile back. I had thought it wasn’t that long ago, but then I looked one up and it was thirteen years old so if anyone needs me, my hollow bones will be bleaching in the wind. (Digital, Procreate.)
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☣️ J. Eddy™️@sofawolfone·
The thread is not actually at all about the color of average cats' nutsacks (read it anyway); but this quote is ageless. I can imagine Ugg saying it to Thog as he was coming up with a way to accurately measure Mammoth toenails for more realistic cave art.
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Merely because you have made a device that can collect specific data does not mean that data is worth having. Data is very important! The world is full of things that we need measurements of! But the color of the average cat’s nutsack probably isn’t actually one of them!

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☣️ J. Eddy™️@sofawolfone·
Let me help! Of those three key aspects of his "career" (whatever that was), two of them involve making false claims while knowing they are false, aka: lying. The third isn't even an action, it's a trait, which then encourages actions. So... case closed.
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Michael Matteo Rossi@MichaelMatteoRo·
What's a scene that feels more brutal with each viewing? I'll start:
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@TiberiusRings @Aluminemsiren I think this is less because the actual existence of aliens would be a ho-hum event, than that we have all come to the realization that a title (say President) is no guarantee whatsoever that the individual is not batshit crazy.
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@UrsulaV Ponder well that this is probably what life was like for everyone who DIDN'T fall victim to the Thanos Snap and then who probably made out better in the deal.
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Kingfisher & Wombat@UrsulaV·
So chemo constipation is no joke. Really, really no joke. Really. No. Joke. (This is a very short story, not a request for medical advice or home remedies.)
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@UrsulaV Mind you, I'm not sure how having serious opinions about potatoes and a mental catalog of weird animal facts would be particularly helpful to a spider; but then Spider Man didn't have it all sunshine and roses either.
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@UrsulaV I'm now thinking of a reverse Spider Man scenario. A spider bites you and gets Ursula powers...
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Kingfisher & Wombat@UrsulaV·
I just watched a mosquito taste test me, then walk away. (Okay, fly away. But still. I was SHUNNED.)
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The Twitter name and it’s branding are what the idiot paid for and to throw that out is just dumb. Few products enter the lexicon as the identifier for a type or task or object. Also what is up with his obsession with the letter X?
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☣️ J. Eddy™️@sofawolfone·
Break out the liberal fainting couches and all the old rich fossils tut-tutting the shocking slide in our national discourse. You kick people long enough and eventually they cut off your F@#!ing leg, and you damned well deserve it when they do.
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No blue skies, no threads. I'm tired, y'all... Mastodon is my Mithlond.
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It is sad, as certain communities (Musher Twitter, Weather Twitter and Notion Twitter) have been resistant to Mastodon. But alas, in a country overrun with Dimwit Narcissist Billionaires, it is impossible to have nice things.
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It looks like The Colossal Moron might have finally realized Tweetdeck (the Eldrich One) exists, as it is now largely broken and sticks at "Loading" on all but the Home views. This would be the end of the road for me as it was the only thing making Twitter tolerable.
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