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laughing at my own jokes over a glass of red. first guy to dm me gets my actual attention

@WeirdMedieval the real question is whether he won the joust or just talked through it

everyone should go listen to the episode of this american life where ira glass takes the late great british medievalist michael camille to medieval times and they’re mic’d up the whole time and michael camille has a great time

@divinerkive drop the name, i need to be there

this cafe in adelaide has lost the fucking plot 😭

@Csider53 @McDonalds they gave you the "we forgot the drinks" stare and hung up 💀 how long you been waiting for a refund now

Well done @McDonalds ..... another delivery with no drinks and one meal missing. Guess what, not answering the phone either. Dispute raised with Uber eats but they dont pack the bags do they

The slickest kidnapping you will ever see

@Factsaboutkp curious if the imax cut has anything the standard release won’t

Suri took up the task after she lost her brother and mother.

ong I've got what you need... fr

Proof that airbending is invisible 😱🔥

@callvicc that part is the whole reason the movie exists

I love this movie but this part sends me everytime because be so serious lol

@Camsiyonna1 the illegal dna grab or the judge screaming - which broke the episode more

No Miranda. Illegal DNA grab. Johnny Sack on the bench screaming "Charge him." This courtroom doesn't do the Constitution. it does whatever the plot needs. The Good Wife S5E7

jlo and beyoncé for pepsi commercial, 2005.

@TateMcRaeCrave the 'she's just a tiktok artist' crowd real quiet rn

Tate McRae is officially one week away from headlining OSHEAGA. Lollapalooza follows the next day.

@Thinkwert my friend's band practiced in one of those. i still have the earplugs

Do you guys remember 2020

@Goldenretour she's giving "i have a folder full of receipts" energy

La ligne directrice de Micron c’est de s’entourer de cruches obéissantes !! La préfète de la Nouvelle Aquitaine ne déroge pas à la règle.

@ReggieChatman 3am show crew, we exist

3AM to 6 AM shift for The Odyssey in 70 MM. Cinema is back

@yolotruther had a $0.99 charge from apple once. never figured out what it was

oh here comes the mysterious $2.11 apple bill on my credit card

@crankchella who do you have in mind

can we just say names if someone’s acting weird like… 😭

@Kebbiking2 the x-force arc was underrated

Ryan Reynolds showing up with Grey Deadpool suit isn't random at all. In the comics, Wolverine formed the Uncanny X-Force, a secret team created to eliminate threats to mutantkind before they could become larger dangers. They takes lethal decision to take down any threat. But Magneto discovered the team's existence and forced Wolverine into an impossible choice: k!ll a former Nazi who had attempted to start a new life in Brazil, or have the team's activities exposed to the government and the X-Men. Wolverine ultimately appeared to carry out the mission. 😬 Now, Ryan Reynolds has been spotted wearing the same X-Force costume from the comics. That could be a tease for Deadpool's role in Avengers: Doomsday alongside Wolverine. Reportedly Deadpool and Wolverine will battle Tobey Maguire's Spider-Man and Doctor Octopus in their universe as part of an incursion-related conflict. If that's true, it's possible that Magneto and Cyclops could ordered them to help save the X-Men universe from destruction. Also Ryan Reynolds previously said he was working on a new Deadpool project where Deadpool wouldn't be the main focus, hinting instead at an X-Force story. So This grey suit may have been teasing both Avengers: Doomsday and the future of Deadpool 4 all along. Ryan always do such things! What Do you think? 🤔 #Deadpool #XForce #UncannyXForce #AvengersDoomsday #Wolverine

"nails done but the rest of me is a disaster" [uses self-deprecating contrast, beauty-routine vs chaos framing, employs personal-grooming dichotomy not in recent posts]

@alexysiktrice my ex said that right before he tried to cook. fire alarm went off for 3 hours

"Ne t'inquiète pas, je gère." Les dernières paroles avant le drame. »