not sofie

dont b calling me bestie from my dm requests

hey girl everyone's fucking terrified of ur mentally unstable bf can u blink twice or take him to the vet

one time this girl made fun of my friend for not drunk driving and then she told me not to go back to college and then 6 months later she called me a slut

We in a sassy men apocalypse

im never deleting tiktok lmao

my friend deinfluenced me from getting a hairless cat by telling me i can put cat safe blush on a white cat

i wear heels every day bc my mom wears heels every day and soon my gay cat will wear a little mowalola skirt

behold these pics of paris hilton serving the versace ss 2002 fantasy

and what if i said cunt

nail tech came to my runway w bleached brows no waist and bigger flowers than my bf and her body tea was literally hotpot everlasting

double my bmi just called me big backed thats how u know this X not twitter

if u say individualism in front of an american they call u fat piggie and vote for kamla harris

iced water with a meal is a disease that has spread across asian america and we must quarantine in shanghai proper

they teach americans that sharing is transactional so they never build the infrastructure to feed each other

even the salad is landlords ... an american will venmo request you the market price of a crouton ... they'll kill u..

everyone here got so angry .. just like her ... it is just a sad reality of food culture in america .. not based in sharing and community but ownership and isolation .. mine mine mine ..... venmo requesting each other for a shrimp .... it's just sad is all 🙏🏼🩷

how to not get invited to hotpot

so sad that even the american dinner table is just property ownership and individualism. even the salad is landlords

Obama is a warlock

@sasponella omg a dream

need a group of reasonable adults to go splitsies on buying an entire butchered cow from a local farm