soft idiot

god will never forgive me for party rocking

mj lenderman? i barely know her man!

at the mount eerie show sitting 2 people away from a man who looks exactly like me. i suspect there are more

paul so hard mfs wanna simon

there comes a time in every mans life when he needs to listen to bruce springsteen and walk at least a mile in below freezing weather

we should bring back every band member having a floor tom on stage

last night i had a dream i was in a 2010s indie band playing a floor tom

Caught a gnome making snow angels in my kitchen, taste the god particle you rat

had a dream last night where it was harry potter but instead of voldemort he had to fight bjork and she was an arsonist

new album out now btw softidiot.bandcamp.com/album/all-the-…

new song out now btw softidiot.bandcamp.com/album/all-the-…

new song out tomorrow btw

the coolest thing about the bandcamp app is how its absolutely fucking useless

@Monnster22 literally me too

there are many reasons i am poor athlete, but a big one is my proclivity to despair

one time in a job interview they asked me what some of my favorite excel functions were. like what the fuck are you talking about

ive never wanted a Sobe more than i do right now.

was feeling pissed off until i drank half a cup of coffee this morning…. on my millennial shit