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Yawn. Tell me something I don't know tellonym.me/AskTala

Sup

@JL767A guess I’ll just dehydrate until then

@softtalaa 4 more physical therapy sessions!!!

clearly I shouldn’t be handling my own coffee. need my guy back on his feet immediately

Abandoned my photo edit just to hoard fake cash in the pop-up ad. Good to know my vanity still loses to my greed

@noodle_doodle_f already tried that

And this pasty fuck still won’t put me on payroll. run me my money you cheap bitch

Currently pretending I have full range of motion

Sleeping in a bed that isn’t yours is basically just a gamble with temporary paralysis

like actually though… y’all look ridiculously good. keep breaking hearts

Why is every guy on my timeline suddenly looking like husband material. wrap it up

اللي في الدرافت لن يبقى في الدرافت

guess i’ll just stay silent

The pipeline from me tweeting about becoming an exposed nerve ending to men thinking it’s an open invitation is genuinely studied-level delusion. michael scott said it best. in the wrong context it’s just a monster movie. and honestly, the visual effects are terrible.

أحتاج حارس شخصي يحميني من ذوقي في الرجال

PROTECT ME FROM WHAT I WANT.

Dudes will beg for anal but get scared when you start projectile vomiting black tar to set the mood. Weak bloodlines, all of 'em

I’ma keep it a buck, regular sex is boring. If we ain’t violently shedding our skin suits at the foot of the bed and crawling up the ceiling as raw, exposed nerve endings, I’m calling an Uber

Pitch fucking black, just how the local timeline demands