Soge
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Barack Obama and Zohran Mamdani sing ‘Wheels on the Bus’ at a childcare center in the Bronx.
JUST IN: $760,000,000 worth of oil shorts were reportedly placed 20 minutes before President Trump announced the Strait of Hormuz was open.
Darko Rajakovic on the Raptors' lack of playoff experience, via @JLew1050: "We're not playing in Europe. They're not going to be throwing bottles at us. There's not going to be lasers in our eyes when we're shooting free throws. It's going to be loud. So what? That shouldn't faze us. We need to go out, play to our standards, and enjoy the moment."
The Next Flight
I’m glad cultivation stories happen in ancient China primarily and not modern times tbh. Could you imagine being in the Top 10 Strongest Cultivator list and one day some young upstart defeats you and suddenly everyone on Twitter is talking about “Unc fell off” or some shit?
it's rly funny how in your early 20s you just kind of assume things will work out for you and fall into place eventually and then you slowly realize they aren't going to
Twitter is amazing because not only do you find the standalone tweets funny but if you really deep dive you’ll find the conversation/thread tweets funny. That’s where the real humor is
Life without the NFL is so boring
