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Hi, I’m Martin, founder of SIM. Over the past year I lived and breathe SIM .. to the point of exhaustion and burnout a very real thing in this crypto space that I felt I was immune to until it was to late.. what I did was an extremely important necessary pause—a time to reset, focus on healing, and rebuild a foundation that supports both the mission and my own well-being and to be there for my family . Crypto moves fast, and the pressures on developers and founders are real, but this step back has allowed me to come back clearer, more grounded, and ready to execute without hiccups and tools necessary to commit to such a long term vision. I’m back with a renewed commitment to balance, focus, and disciplined growth—even in a space where “work-life balance” often feels impossible. That balance is what enables us to deliver SIM as a real, scalable product. Moving forward this chat will become a channel by launch time for announcements and another chat will be make, which will be token gated to ensure only supporters are aware. ⸻ Our mission is simple: build scalable, privacy-first eSIM infrastructure for markets often overlooked or underserved. • Global eSIM Access — seamless connectivity anywhere in the world • Privacy-First Onboarding — no unnecessary barriers, no KYC required • Competitive Pricing in Developed Markets — powered by blockchain efficiency • Scalable, Low-Overhead Infrastructure — built to last We’re returning to fundamentals because we’ve learned the most impact comes from focused, disciplined execution. ⸻ We’re entering the Pump.fun Build in Public Hackathon with a dedicated expansion token within the SIM ecosystem. • Expand our ecosystem • Onboard new participants • Accelerate infrastructure deployment with a platform that supports execution This isn’t hype. This is strategy in action—leveraging the right platform to scale responsibly and efficiently. ⸻SIM Holder Benefits To our early supporters: this is for you. • Receive periodic allocations of the expansion token (recurring airdrops) • Benefit from profit generated by eSIM operations • Direct alignment between adoption, utility, and token value Your support fuels the ecosystem, and we ensure it is rewarded in a sustainable, structured way. ⸻ SIM has already proven itself: • Connections worked worldwide—from islands to deserts, for private companies with traveling agents, and U.S. customers. • Met every roadmap goal, including sponsoring a Nigerian youth football team. • Over 83% of our community held tokens for longer than 3 months, demonstrating loyalty and trust. This is a project with track record, execution, and momentum—ready to scale further with Pump.fun support. I’ve learned the hard way that stepping back can be the most powerful move for long-term execution. I’m back stronger, balanced, and ready to carry out this vision without distraction or compromise. SIMisn’t just surviving—it’s thriving, growing, and delivering real-world utility. Let’s build the future together. — Martin,

$SIM 's global technological release is my most anticipated drop of all of 2026. The easiest frontrun to this is to accumulate SIM tokens now. I have been holding all of my sim tokens since launch, and I am extremely bullish on the future to come. $SIM to simillions. PiGEguwVkcy9ed3to9Wpm9cLRPiq8P3tZdVWxjApump

@malonebarry Does this prove zuck was never real

Just two humans having a perfectly natural conversation.

We’re hitting a delay due to additional regulatory validation required for this eSIM profile in [Middle Eastern markets ]. Some markets have strict data sovereignty or telecom rules that trigger extra security checks or approvals before full activation, which adds time beyond the standard process We are not going to do anything outside the law in the name of speed. But we are literally at the finish line 😇

Patience .. although we want it out now I’ve learned it’s better to put out a flawless product then one with problems in this space .. we are almost there !

As much as I want to ship out already I won’t make the mistake we made the first time and try to patch things as we grow .. I want to be ready for fast scalability and secure. $SIM launch taking a bit longer because we’re going deep on the hard parts — bulletproof Solana RPC redundancy, zero-fail Jupiter swap logic under congestion, edge-case stress testing for global eSIM provisioning, and making invisible fiat onboarding (Apple Pay etc.) truly seamless/no-friction. Rushing would mean compromised reliability when travelers and normies actually need data in blackout zones or high-stakes spots. Better to ship slow & unbreakable than fast & fragile, but we are talking slow in solana time which would be lighting fast in normie time. -Final integrations + audits wrapping now. -Wallet payments first, normie fiat phase 2 shortly after. -Flywheel intact. This is infra, not hype. - marketing contracts being finalized - affiliate marketing deals -Martin Patience pays — $SIM coming back stronger than ever.

In short Normies are our target audience… CT is a powerful community but a tiny minority when it comes to global telecom issues The advantage of being here is knowing this token is going to heights no other token has yet to see. -Martin PiGEguwVkcy9ed3to9Wpm9cLRPiq8P3tZdVWxjApump

3. The Normie Gift – “You Just Earned Free $SIM” (The Onboarding Magic) This is the piece you asked for — the positive, gift-first way to onboard millions to crypto. How it works for the user: • Right after checkout they see a beautiful confirmation:
“Thank you for choosing $SIM!
You’ve just received $X worth of $SIM tokens as our welcome gift 🎁
(Example: 5–10% of your plan value, or a flat $2–$10 welcome tier — whatever you set.)” • The gift is tied to their email (the same one used for eSIM delivery). • One-tap Claim Link in the email or app dashboard. • Clicking it does one of two things (both dead simple):
a) If they already have Phantom/Solflare → instant claim into their wallet.
b) If they don’t (most normies) → a guided 15-second flow:
“Create a free $SIM Wallet” → login with Google/Apple/email (powered by Web3Auth or Solana’s built-in social login options) → done. No seed phrase shown, no technical steps. They now own real $SIM on-chain. • Bonus hook: The app shows live price and says “Your gift is already worth $X.XX and growing with the network.” Why this is a game-changer for the token: • Every eSIM sale now = buy pressure + new holder. • The gift is funded from protocol revenue / treasury (not dilution), so it’s sustainable and actually benefits existing holders. • Normies get their first taste of crypto as a reward, not a purchase. The flywheel is beautiful: they use the eSIM → love the service → see their free $SIM appreciate → come back for more data and start buying/holding $SIM voluntarily.

A thread … we are adding a few new features to $sim this being the biggest of them all ..and you’ll see why we aren’t rushing it because we will single handily onboard more normies than any other token on sol We’re not selling crypto to crypto people. We’re giving the entire world seamless global data — and quietly turning every normie buyer into a $SIM holder with zero friction. Introducing Invisible Onboarding - removes every crypto barrier so a regular traveler never sees a blockchain, yet still drives real buy pressure and receives a genuine gift of $SIM. It’s not “buy my coin.” It’s “here’s a free gift that gets more valuable as we grow.”

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You guys farmed the 2.3 mil tokens by just adding LP Time to re up !

You degens want numbers. OG holders and degens: Position now. Tech drop + sales flywheel + affiliates = explosive LP injections. 30M+ MC is the starting line—200M+ in sight as adoption ramps. That would be based on the first launch: we had over 500k in LP and we would’ve hit 30 mil… I want be satisfied til I see a Bil

The eSIM tech relaunch is locked and loaded—this time smarter, cleaner, and built for real impact. 🫡💯🤝 Tech goes live this week 100%. The slight delay? Two key reasons: 1. A sudden bout of cellulitis hit hard—thought it was just an ankle sprain, but it turned nasty, landed me in the hospital for IV antibiotics and an overnight stay. Toughing it out wasn’t an option; health first so I can deliver at full strength. 2. Final mission-critical testing in Gaza and West Bank regions, plus coordinating live streamers to showcase real-world anonymous access in action. We’re not rushing—ensuring rock-solid connectivity where it matters most. We’re delivering anonymous internet in under 180 seconds—no KYC, instant, reliable—in Iran, Gaza-adjacent areas, and beyond. Battle-tested infrastructure, optimized APIs, hardened security. This isn’t vaporware; it’s live utility changing lives while fueling the token. Buyback structure upgraded to 50/50: 50% of net eSIM profits → automated buybacks for relentless, on-chain pressure; the other 50% → controlled/strategic buybacks to optimize timing and impact. Real revenue → real token strength. No more snakes, no insiders draining value—clean team, full alignment. Last run showed massive potential despite the sabotage (pushing serious LP and MC traction). This version crushes it: superior product, better execution, perfect timing with global need + hackathon momentum. $SIM isn’t a meme—it’s infrastructure with a mission: private global connectivity that rewards builders and believers. Tech ships this week. Get ready—this changes everything. 🚀🌍 Who’s in? 🤝

Had I not gotten cellulitis and gone to the hospital, we’d already be live, but life happens. It seems everything occurs for a reason. Where there would be a blackout zone, we can now test eSIMs in the Gaza region (we’ve had trouble finding people willing). It’s almost a blackout or 2G at best. For multiple reasons, data is out, but where there’s a will, there’s a way, and we will have coverage there. They are being tested by an extremely reliable source, and I believe it will serve a greater cause. Having connection there will not only expose the truth but consistently provide it. We have finalized the American eSIM and are signing an agreement to get access to lower prices tiers without sacrificing quality (we are committing to a certain number of eSIMs sold every month). We will break the simulation with access to unrestricted data—anonymously.

Stay small enough long enough— we will be big enough soon enough $sim This waters run deeep

@kaish3n say it again for ones rugging and that cant build a crossword puzzle

Rugging and scamming is a people problem. Not a platform problem.