Crypto Montaigne

The skills I acquired from November to February locking in to this market are worth eight figs

@intocryptoverse Forget YouTube videos - people are getting that impression after a five minute chatbot interaction on a topic.

A lot of people will watch a few YouTube videos and think they are an expert on things people dedicated their entire lives to studying. This type of thinking is how we ended up in the mess we are in now. Gaslighting has essentially become a profession

@IcedKnife Be 25 peoples exit liquidity in one clip

throwback to when this guy market bought 500k of pnut

@intocryptoverse Lmao yes. Flat earthers, like all conspiracy theorists, are after the feeling that they are the “secret smart ones”, the “only ones who know the truth”. Only people who have no other way of feeling smart need that.

It really puts things into perspective when you realize the people that mock your views about markets also think the earth is flat.

People who were teenagers before social media existed… how did you communicate with your friends?

@coinfessions Pivot to therapy so they can teach you the wonders of admitting you were wrong

I’ve been averaging down on Chill Guy for 9 months putting all of the income from my day job into it. This is my only chance.

@CryptoParadyme If only they gave every indication the entire time that they were liars and if only everyone kept telling you that. Yeah that’s a toughie

"you voted for this" yeah, they lied to us.

Gee thanks for coming to your senses after unleashing him on us a second time. We’re all sooooo grateful

@StarPlatinum_ The success you seek and deserve is not behind cheap engagement baiting tricks on social media. Be original and youll find it quick.

I will turn 26 tomorrow Men who are more than 30 Any advice to men who are in their 20s? The topic can be anything

@AmanitaFugax @adamscochran Well perhaps some bros are now seeing the clowns they intellectually hang out with

This is who your single at 30 male Republican cousin is getting his ideas from

@sflorimm Some people think eurohating is a personality trait

USA has ChatGPT USA has Grok USA has Claude USA has Gemini USA has Llama USA has Copilot China has DeepSeek China has Qwen China has Ernie China has GLM China has Kimi China has MiniMax Europe has?

@SucceededMind 21. Ask AI for generic AI slop advice and publish it as your own

16-20.

I'm 50. If you are in your 40s, read this:

Took a marvelous break from trading and X when things started to slow down about a month ago. I see nice prices here so I got back in. Within minutes im flooded with halfwit political takes from braindead cultists of far right views. And I remembered why this app just sucks major titties. But its still crypto useful, unfortunately.

@davidonchainx Proceeds to fix the last mistake but also make three additional mistakes it wasnt even making before. And you realize youd be done by now if you just wrote the code.

"CLAUDE I ALREADY ASKED YOU 3 TIMES AND YOU KEEP GETTING IT WRONG, THINK LIKE A SOFTWARE ENGINEER AND FIX THIS BUG, MAKE NO MISTAKES"

@deltaxbt 1. Find Delorean 2. Travel to 2021 and pitch

how do i start a crypto company and raise 10 million by the end of the month

@signulll Oh what an outrage.

zohran mamdani gave out $35 per hour to shovel snow to any person, so naturally each side walk intersection is now being shoveled by like 7 ppl. this is exactly how the government operates: without thinking about any second order affects & also because spending other ppl’s money (tax) is super duper easy. show me the incentives & i will show you the outcome.

@Create_Profit Jesus. Stresses me out just looking at that balance

I made my first payment towards my student loans today. Brick by brick.

Im surprised all of crypto twitter wants to talk about Jane Street but im happy we are finally discussing a topic I am deeply passionate about. My favorite Jane Street play was Hedwig and the Angry Inch. How about you?

Dreams has always had insane demand. Looking good here. Lets see. Invalidate or win

You: waiting for Q4 bottom Me: buying and selling altcoin bounces since 10/10, in profit the entire time, without any need to short anything You: I predicted price Me: I was wrong the entire time while having no issues making money We are not the same.

@TylerSCrypto @InvestWithD Just got off the phone with my contact at bitcoin headquarters. He confirmed they are finally approved for numba go up.

@InvestWithD lol mike alfred is a meme account hes just memeing

🚨UPDATE: Jane Street Ordered TO HALT “MANIPULATIVE” Bitcoin Trading 🤯🔥 According to reports, Jane Street desks were given an urgent memo to immediately cease “manipulative Bitcoin trading activity” — with algos reportedly shut down. 😳 Market manipulation by major trading firms is now CONFIRMED. 👀✅