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My nephew turned 5 a month ago. This was his one request. #ASRD #blackarmy #ARMYSeIcaDay #JHOPE #HOSEOK

@madforyouxo Flow-ridah, US of A 🐊

can all my oomfs tell me where they’re from? im tryin to see smth

@freakshaped @maxine76929706 one of your favorite authors out here cooking up ABO smutty goodness

alpha shane ranting about how he doesn't understand the appeal of omegas and admits he has never popped a knot bcs it must be so icky to be stuck in a hole for that long and his alpha roommate ilya is just standing there like. what if i help you knot by knotting you.

a #hollanov mini texting fic where shane wakes up not feeling well and tells ilya he’s going to take a covid test. ilya…misunderstands.

@floatyourboat97 Respectfully I need a second part lol cuz that was hot. Eddie deserves to be soft dommed by Buck.

Untouched •9-1-1/buddie fic •eddie gets a boner mid-argument with buck; soft dom!buck, sub!eddie; pathetic!eddie; coming untouched •ch: 1/1 •word count: 8.4k •rating: E 🔗archiveofourown.org/works/83183331

@floatyourboat97 Now you got me intrigued

so if i rate the eddie cumming untouched fic E are the mature vs explicit police gonna come for me like they did for issy bc there’s no penetration or sex of any kind

#hollanov smau where shane is ilya’s photographer on tour

🎖️ No Man's Land🎖️ •9-1-1/buddie fic •military!buddie au; army medic!eddie/navy seal!buck; enemies to lovers •ch: 7/20 •wc: 67.4k •rating: E (pls note this changed) 🔗archiveofourown.org/works/81407756

@floatyourboat97 I usually wait until you hit like 5 chapters lol. I get mad when nothing is left to read

i wish readers knew how motivating it is for the author when they support/interact with wips :( telling the author ur withholding kudos/not even opening the fic until it's done feels like punishment lmao

#hollanov smau in which hollanov don’t get outed, they come out to their teams, get married and shane is transferring to ottawa. they have a plan to announce everything soon, but ilya is drunk at a bar with centaurs, misses his husband and (unfortunetaly) has access to twitter

@floatyourboat97 Let me just tell you. Your brain is a beautiful yet terrifyingly horny place and thank you for writing. I ain't even read it yet and I know I will be fed well

this is me holding myself accountable and saying the cumdump buck/platonic voyeur eddie fic will be posted on sunday (happy easter jesus) interact with this if you want a dt ❤️

This right here is why I have trust issues. But well done smau @iodineline

💸 Pay/Request 💸 a hollanov smau in which ilya’s venmo transactions from 2015-2021 are leaked

@floatyourboat97 Ahhhh another April baby! Happy birthday!

i did not know this was a thing i thought i got hacked 😭

@marlborozanov @rozputn archiveofourown.org/series/5811331 kinda similar

@rozputn ARE THERE ANY AO3 FICS LIKE THIS GIVE ME SOMEEEEE

hollanov first night together and theyre being hella all up on each other and ilya notices that shanes still not hard—with his ego hurt he pulls back and slips a hand in shanes pants, instead of a cock hes met w smth... wet? "what the fuck?" "ilya I can explain—" "sit on my face"

@hudfemme I await your first chapter to say told you so

@solcanis hoping that the blessing of "english is not my first language" will come to me 🙏🙏

let me rewrite this older omega shane who thinks he isnt able to get pregnant with a shitty husband who blames him for not being able to get pregnant x younger alpha ilya who gets him pregnant the first time they hooked up without condom shane cheats on his husband in this yes

@hudfemme "english is not my first language" oh you just awakened the AO3 gods and this will be the best fic written.

mkay bookmark the tweet maybe it'll take me a while to write it, but i will. and english is not my first language so i hope i don't make a mess of it xoxo STAY TUNED archiveofourown.org/users/hudbottom

@j3tpackblue Clicking follow and hoping the algo does its thing. Or like please link your Ao3 in bio and let me subscribe

tw: sa mention less than 2k words into my age regressed!buck fic and i’m literally about to kms. my buck :(((

@floatyourboat97 First fic was Have Some Patience for the Part of Me That's Lost cuz I was on a 5 +1 kick. Fic that made me subscribe was Buck and Eddie and the Totally Smooth Transition from Friendship to Romance. Fic that made me go I'm locked in for life was Mise en Place.

is it narcissistic of me to ask what everyone’s fave fic of mine is/the fic that made you hit follow/subscribe on ao3 ?? i’m trying to gauge what people like/what i should write more of

@floatyourboat97 Closest I got was ballroom dancing Eddie. I'm sat and await your contribution to society

before i hyper fixate are there any fics where eddie teaches buck how to dance bachata bc buck starts dating a latina and he wants to impress her but then buck is lowkey so mesmerized by eddie during their lessons that he never ends up going on another date with said latina

@nickimoraa "Whenever parents say “good boy,” it means unemployed but respectful." This has me hollering 🤣 cuz facts

My mom called me and said: “I found you a good boy.” Whenever parents say “good boy,” it means unemployed but respectful. I said: “Okay… who is he?” She said: “He’s a church boy. Very humble. He doesn’t drink.” We go to meet him. He arrives with a tight suit, Bible face, and dry conversation. He shakes my hand and says: “Hello sister.” SISTER? We sit down and he starts talking. He said: “I want a woman who doesn’t wear trousers. Only dresses.” I said: “Oh wow.” Then he said: “I don’t believe in women working too much. A woman belongs at home.” I said: “So what will I eat?” He said: “My love will be enough.” Love?? So you want me to survive on romance? I smiled and told my mom: “This one is not a husband. He is a sermon.” We left. My mom was quiet the whole ride. Then she said: “Okay… maybe you can choose your own.” Yes. Thank you.