Toms 💥

got some shopping done and they expected me to PAY for my things???!?

@p4stburns sapnap this is entering unbased territory

i hate that pink guy bro

@p4stburns sapnap be my brother and buy me things pls

@soldierboymoth what??

i want a good older brother how do i exchange mine for a better one

@slimeysolipsism well i would never turn to dust that’s stewpid

@soldierboymoth Yea! Though, the brother turned to dust and the guy who hit him wasn't allowed to turn to dust for years and years after that.

@erinrosez tons and tons of cartons of mud, many stacks of cobble, my best friend’s love back or a kn1fe to get rid of his new one, uhmmm anf then another kn1fe to get rid of jack manifold, we dont really need him

@soldierboymoth oh shit okay... like what... 🤧

@lem0ndrps they make those?!?!

@soldierboymoth you go to the older siblings administration and then put a complaint

@PurpTheNotAlien fuck off???

@soldierboymoth Ungrateful

@slimeysolipsism hm.. you are so wise goop guy..

@soldierboymoth I saw someone use a rock and hit his brother to get a new one! Maybe that works!

@erinrosez now pls buy me things

@soldierboymoth ive never seen you in my life but i could be your older brother i think

@erinrosez thank you red lady let’s be brothers

@absinthebitters FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

@soldierboymoth wowwww! how scary!!! hahahaha haha HAH. HAH 😂 😂 😂 😂 👍

@absinthebitters schlatt you are so lucky there are limits to what i can say on twitter.

@soldierboymoth lameburg loserburg

@absinthebitters NO. NO THIS IS OH SO WRONG. YOU ARE A WRONGUN WITH ONLY BAF TERRIBLE IDEAS

@soldierboymoth fuck you mean worst idea?? all of my ideas are amazing. that L made the nation seem like a loser. lameburg or something.

@dthscxll i appreciate your apology phil but truly i wish you’d just push em around a little, give em the belt like a good manly father

@soldierboymoth ah . . . im sorry mate

@absinthebitters no. no that one was your WORST idea. you have many of those.

@soldierboymoth thanks kid. i personally think that removing the L in l'manburg was my greatest idea, but whatever.

@dthscxll wilbur won’t play his guitar for me even though he’s practicing my favorite song anf he KNOWS ITS MY FAVORITE but nooo he is too “cool” anf “smart” to let me have a listen >:/ and then tech only wants to spar and sparring HURTS phil i am going to trade them in.

@soldierboymoth ⠀⠀what's wrong ?

@absinthebitters this may be your best idea goat boy

@soldierboymoth y'should jump him and toss him into a well

I am a simple man who only asks for 4 things, cows, moths, mud, cobble, womrn, anf money.

@p4stburns REALLY???!!!

@soldierboymoth sure bud

made a new tank for my fish