#1 Frogger Enjoyer

low engagement is not gonna stop me. I talk to myself in real life too

@terrafically I feel the same! Still my most used handheld. Helps that it fits in my pocket lol

i've been playing this thing multiple hours every day for over a week now and i genuinely think it might be one of the coolest consoles ever made. such a shame it flopped like that (even if the reasons are obvious). it couldve been so much more.

@ur_decay Did someone say pocket

spicy falafel pocket from starbucks my beloved

CELESTE wants to battle!

@radicalseabies Genuinely any time I see a hot take on here

i saw a post that annoyed me and then i looked at their bio and they were 16 which means im literally 20 years older than them so basically my entire day is ruined

"Not all men" you're right Solid Snake would never do this

@kjngamer Zelda

@bloodmajicks Turret spam McGinnis

who do i play in deadlock if im shit at the game and also stupid. all i got is gun rem

woe frog upon thee

mo (and krill) give pocket a haircut

Girl next to me in middle school had one of these and I asked to borrow a pen one time and when she handed me the pen she went “ewww your hands are wet” and the whole class heard but they were not wet. My hands were not wet.

Started painting my fiance's nails and its fun picking out colors and spending more time with her away from electronics

Applying for jobs right now is fucking exhausting

@runesword1 Pocket Deadlock

hey baby you like uh… (opens my satchel and 17 tiny clay men scramble out running in all directions) oh fuck! grab them! fuck!

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Sometimes I forget Severence is a comedy

@GwenpostingTTV Genuinely. The amount of times I've had to solo exfil because every genius wants to camp exfil with 25% health and no heals

Marathon randoms might be the worst randoms in the history of gaming

@boodstarz Curiosity got the best of me and I made the mistake of trying it. Do not recommend 😞

dunkin donut you can stab all my family members in front of me before i put banana in my coffee

@imahyperlover Its all good, things are getting better for me and I hope they do for you. Yusssssss unemploymentmaxxing!

@solidswank omg im so sorry… fortnite at 7am with energy drinks time?

i hope you all still love me even if i become da unemployed friend