HeMortal Jay!

Let he who thinks he stands, take heed lest he falls! #nigeria #politics #adc #inec

@BolajiADC @firstladyship Shikena!

This government did not deploy armoured tanks to protect the people of Plateau State earlier this week. They did not deploy them to confront the bandits that they call “prodigal sons” and “brothers.” But they deployed tanks at INEC headquarters in Abuja this morning, to protect themselves from peaceful everyday Nigerians. Show me your priorities, and I will show you who you are.

@drkenon2 Yes of course!

“So Jos has the largest amount of Tin deposit in Nigeria, the natural resources used mainly in the electronic industry but despite this Jos still ranks among the top 10 poorest states in Nigeria according to 2022 data report.” ~David Lawrence

@emmynicefx We do not care!

Should I ?

@ArewaAdebukolaa Omo, matter for long gaan!

If Tinubu hadn’t entered, they would’ve said he would have transformed Nigeria by now.

@Eljaboom It’s cute that you think Claude is taking over my positions!

RIP TRADERS! CLAUDE IS NOW RUNNING TRADINGVIEW LIVE FROM THE TERMINAL. PINE SCRIPT. FUTURES. LEVELS. EVERYTHING. AUTOMATICALLY. TRADERS ARE OFFICIALLY COOKED.

@iretwited @drkenon2 No lies in sight!

@drkenon2 @solodox is that you 🤔

“During President Goodluck Jonathan’s time, religious leaders came out to match because of fuel subsidies. The things we are going through now is times 100 of the things they came out to match for yet these people are not saying anything. Are you guys compromised? Have they paid you people.” ~Nigerian lady asks why religious leaders (pastors, Reverends etc) are silent over the current happenings under this administration

@mrmacaroni A fucking legend!!!

@Willy_kanga_ This thing wey you do no good ooo! 😂😂😂

April Fool

@Uptownoflagos Yup...

If I’m a lawyer, judge or any Law professional in the Nigeria, I would trash my law degree and go rent a shop in mandelas. There is NO judiciary in Nigeria!

@OzorNdiOzor On sight!!!! 😎😎😎😎

“What I came to look for in my Husband’s house is Sex”

@Raye_Hg In nigeria...? Lmaooo

Btw hope this stands! x.com/trendingex/sta…

Nigerians are paying premium prices for cars that people in the U.S. are getting rid of. How is a Toyota Avalon selling for ₦25–27 million here, when the same car costs about $15k in the U.S.? We end up driving what other countries consider scraps, yet we pay top dollar for it. At this point, Nigeria feels like a dumping ground for the rest of the world.

@NdubuisiSpeaks @OurFavOnlineDoc This.... 👏👏👏

@OurFavOnlineDoc They’ll call her ungrateful abroad, but they’re silent about the wounds she carries now. Patriotism can’t be demanded from a broken place.

Tomorrow when this girl finds her way abroad and then talks about Nigeria in the harshest tone, some of you online cursed deranged sycophants of the government will try to gaslight her about patriotism. How does a person heal from this? My goodness 😢

@tradewithola You don't... You give them all the tools they need and leave the rest to God.

Trader to trader How do you decline when someone ask you to teach them forex?

@RoyIsThaTruth @seunalaran Nah she good.

She did the moonwalk without moving🔥

@MIPAGUY Damn... This hurts.

Sorry, Nigeria happened to your Dad

@originalproflle It's actually simple.

“Tree near tree is why monkey can jump. If 2 more sensible people drag Lagos with tinubu, he will lose his stronghold on Lagos. And why is tinubu pursuing Peter Obi everywhere - a man that was virtually nobody in national politics until 2022? - Mr. CommonSense on the beat.

@tweetlakeman @Sistaliano Ahhhh bro this is beyond not getting sense, this is just outright evil!

@solodox @Sistaliano Person wey no get sense.

They are protesting because Interpol arrested a Yahoo boy, Emwanta Smith, for defrauding someone of $550,000, not because of hardship, which they are only using as an excuse to come out.

@Alex_Barbir Dude ignore these terror apologists… their religion thrives on bloodshed and lies!

To the liar Bashir, if I was ordered to leave why did I have a round trip flight from March 10 - April 1?

@Alex_Barbir This will be a dream… unfortunately it’ll only get worse! We know what they are, we know!

Bashir and Gumi! Now that I’ve left I’m expecting to see a peaceful Nigeria! No killing, kidnapping, burning, IED, ambushes… Since ISWAP, Fulani, and Boko are your brothers, tell them to take a masjid break.