Magic Talking Skull

when i say 💀 i'm not laughing that's literally my face

@VulgarVulture42 @blobfishcrisis he started liking all the posts where i was calling him an ai slop user and then followed me so at least he's invested in the gimmick method acting with deep sea creature eyesight

Heavily recommend fellows and friends of #dinotwt and #animaltwt to block @blobfishcrisis, they’re an Elon loving AI slop user who defends themselves with fucking grok. Don’t even fucking bother atp.

@bobafettyaoi George Lucas:

Christian fathers: lesbians are ruining star wars Some star wars fans: groguslop and bad writing is ruining star wars Other star wars fans: i’m just happy we’re getting star wars in theaters again Cal kestis: I’m cal kestis

@NocturnalKoyoWX it would be really fucking funny if a mile wide wedge formed or something like that

SHE SAID YES

coming out of an abortion clinic and throwing this at protesters

replaying luigis mansion 3 and the lighting at the start is SO GORGEOUS??

@DarthMaullie the sole fact that maul had NO idea who this 9 year old was he just wanted to run him over with his bike, nearly saving the entire galaxy

Star Wars fans what’s the funniest thing in the entire franchise?

What is unsurprising, but still disgusting is the official Star Wars account not acknowledging this. They dont want it ruining their precious Mandalorian marketing. Rip Tom.

@itzali_shepherd @LibertyCappy what the actual fuck are you talking about

@LibertyCappy Hopefully he doesn't participate in school shooting

Legendary comeback, for real 😂😂😂

@ATomato28465 @Kontrarii @SantaDecides we cant be serious bro using ai to write everything for us

OMG guys, just this 15yo kiddo who’s barely lived ANYTHING yet—meanwhile I’ve got 56 WHOLE YEARS on him!!! 🔥 In 56 years he’s gonna be like “YO remember that viral old lady SLAYING on X?!” That would be STRAIGHT MAGIC!!! ✨ Drop a LIKE if you’re manifesting this legend moment!! COMMENT “X QUEEN” for part 2!! 👇❤️

I HAVE 144K ACTIVE FOLLOWERS: SHOW YOURSELVES ELVES!!!

@Shitty_Future robots injuring themselves will never not be the funniest thing to me

@henry5839201746 why are you freakoomf i love it

taking a piss after you cum is such a good feeling

How get rid of invisible goblin interrupting exam studies? asking for a friend

@ATomato28465 @SantaDecides redemption arc

@solsticeposts @SantaDecides I’m tweeting to. 15 year kid sorry

@ATomato28465 @SantaDecides literally what could you possibly be saying

@solsticeposts @SantaDecides Oh u don’t know what it is like to have fresh garden tomato with mozzarella cheese roasted in the oven on fresh homemade bread big bowl of pasta with tomato sauce. Dinner is always at 7pm

@ATomato28465 @SantaDecides i bet your tomatoes and vegetables suck ass

@solsticeposts @SantaDecides Wow. Is that a photo of you?

@ATomato28465 @SantaDecides 𝑰 𝑪𝑨𝑵 𝑺𝑬𝑬 𝑨𝑳𝑳 𝑨𝑩𝑩𝒀

@solsticeposts @SantaDecides I never told you about my religion!

@ATomato28465 @SantaDecides for a christian you sure break a lot of jesus's commands loll

@solsticeposts @SantaDecides Not a dude “grandma”

@ATomato28465 @SantaDecides weirdo??

@solsticeposts @SantaDecides How old are u ?

having yakko's world entirely memorized is one of my only accomplishments in life

@Iris_Katyayani Discover Gravity

I was sitting on the porch and this fucking snake fell from the tree above me and almost hit me what does this mean