Solsyphus 🪨 Stonks

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Solsyphus 🪨 Stonks

@solsyphus

$SPX / $SPY options tradoooor. Schizo Style. Macro + Liquidity Respector / Meme Enthusiast. Esoteric decoding of financial markets. NFA. 🤨🚬 Fugazi

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Q1-2026 JPM COLLAR UPDATE 🩶 HEARTS ON FIRE 🐎STRONG DESIRE 🩳 🏄‍♂️ $SPX $SPY $ES_F $VIX

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Q4-2025 JPM COLLAR UPDATE -ℰ𝒩𝒟𝒢𝒜ℳℰ- $SPX $SPY $ES_F $VIX

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Solsyphus 🪨 Stonks@solsyphus·10h

why would the youth be incentivized to buy into a market run by a country/government that actively hates and punishes the youth?

Joey Salads@JoeySalads

Imagine being young and complaining about the market going down. This is literally your generation opportunity to build wealth - don’t let it pass you, BUY.

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Solsyphus 🪨 Stonks@solsyphus·10h

sounds like a deal to me. they agree to nuclear terms in exchange for control over the strait Israel can get bent

AF Post@AFpost

Marco Rubio admits the Iran War may end with Iran having greater strategic and legal control over the Strait of Hormuz and extracting fees for passage. Follow: @AFpost

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Solsyphus 🪨 Stonks@solsyphus·15h

@uncledoomer your kidneys and liver do this for free

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doomer@uncledoomer·16h

they got joe rogan doing the thing that bryan johnson did where they drain all the plasma from your body and swap fresh fluid into you

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Solsyphus 🪨 Stonks@solsyphus·15h

can't mine BTC in this environment almost like it is all planned to get it back down to 20k by October...

Don Johnson@DonMiami3

More GCC production is going offline this weekend, if we don’t have a ceasefire in next 48 hours, I don’t think people can wrap their heads around how bad this could get, globally The current production shock will already take 6+ months to resolve

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Solsyphus 🪨 Stonks@solsyphus·19h

was just a day late x.com/solsyphus/stat…

Solsyphus 🪨 Stonks@solsyphus

if Cramer even breathes in the next 5 minutes I'm buying the dip for the most insane end of month/quarter TACO to date

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Solsyphus 🪨 Stonks@solsyphus·19h

i'm not always right i'm just not always right now Golden Monday incoming.

Jim Cramer@jimcramer

Relentless give up.. Oil up, rates up, stocks down. A short-seller's paradise!!!

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Solsyphus 🪨 Stonks@solsyphus·19h

@SolBrah the hilariously ironic part is a old school donut made with minimally processed flour, beet/cane sugar and fried in lard is healthier than any of this modern proteinslop. I wonder if Joe Weider gets infinite royalties these days...

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⚡️🌞 Sol Brah 🌞🐬@SolBrah·20h

Wow the NPCs really love defending their proteinslop

⚡️🌞 Sol Brah 🌞🐬@SolBrah

Peak retard if you think this actually contains valuable nutrition

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Solsyphus 🪨 Stonks@solsyphus·21h

many have forgotten that everything is still computer prepare thyne anuses for some insane TACOs heading into Cinco de Mayo

dane 🚩@buckadeath

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Solsyphus 🪨 Stonks@solsyphus·21h

Iran's parliament building has 33 windows

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Solsyphus 🪨 Stonks@solsyphus·22h

SPY hit 633 three days before the 30th day of the Iran war heading into 3/30 when the 3 month quarter ends and April 1st will be the 33rd day of the war