Henry Wallace

Something came in the mail today

Bro pulled out his cnn ID like a fucking fbi agent

me, today, to some guy: has anyone ever told u that u look like van jones van jones: i am van jones

cute Halloween couple costume idea, Israel and the US

thinking about how powerful i would be if i started tweeting regularly again

collab with Mr. C Goulet

Me on Valentine's Day Koyal's "JOYRIDE" EP 🤝 no misses

I negotiated for a cheap car, call that driving a hard bargain

lowercase einstein intentional. Not impressed at all with his "groundbreaking theory"

einstein rly thought he did something when he said "time is relative" as if we ALL haven't been saying "𝙛𝙖𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧 Kronos"... smh

Catch a dude lying about his dick size? Call that a phallusy

how could u say this

Young people aren't getting married because of crippling college debt? Call that forever a-loan

Came back on to post this. Hopping off again. Tally ho

Some of y’all are like Scheller… no gf

Goodbye liberal app I’m taking a sabbatical

Dudes will be like “I’m an empath” and then become an Econ major

@emo_cocopuffs WWWWW

ur local civil engineer at an electrical contractor gets to work on a new metro line!!!!!!

@RayChin10 Hi Rachel! I wanted to let you know your previous feedback was funnier than this comment. This message doesn’t make very much sense - why is your timeline saturated with children’s literature? Anyhow, you can do better! Best, Henry

It’s giving

@RayChin10 This is what I get for being vulnerable on the TL 🥲

I’m really sorry for overchairing, but...

@klasstraitor No no no you just get sunburned and wear dad hats