CHRIS•TO•PHER

Less flex, still Mex 🇲🇽

Pretty fly for an old guy 👴🏾

Posted four Instants today and I sorta hate it 😂

@travisk I voted SF but Vegas would be a nice walk down memory lane

Uber's 16th birthday coming up ... thinking about a "summit" for the OG's... any ideas? who'd be down to show up?! startDate < 9/2015 X^x^x ... iykyk 🤔🚘🥳 #UberGetsItsDriversLicense Location poll...

Any oomfs coming to CHI for #IML? I’m looking for some new fun/sexy connects to make the weekend memorable 👋🏾

@Jackcoplen 🙋🏽‍♀️

like i did top a couple times, but lets bump those numbers

The goal for IML weekend is to top so much more 😭 Everyone wants to top me, but when will it be my turn?

I feel like this all the time

@KidTend0u 👏🏾 👏🏾 👏🏾

I got a haircut😁

@GoonBate94 🥰🥰

@someothermiles 😍😍

✨as i recall i know u love to show off ✨

Sometimes I wonder if my self-esteem would be improved if I partook in aftercare instead of cleaning up and kicking everyone out immediately after.

You can call me small if you want but *I* like ‘em 🙂‍↕️

@vyzerai 🙋🏽‍♀️

Where are the brown XIV players bruh...I need my people

Mom is visiting Chicago and at least once an HOUR she mentions how blue the water is 😮‍💨

“Arch your back” actually, fuck you. You’re gonna deal with my flat ass and plank posture or you can gtfo

Maybe giving the hubby morning sloppy is the key to happiness because I haven’t been in this good a mood in a while 🤔

@Hexsas Weights girl!

Genuinely need someone to hit on me IRL before I go insane.

Skin because y’all ain’t here for my lukewarm coke rants and self-demeaning posts 😂