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@devsharmatwt @elonmusk Shelon?

@elonmusk i asked grok to make female version of elon doing the same the result is PREETY

Grok Imagine tutorial made with Grok Imagine. These is all AI-generated!

@skuzzel_butt @dom_lucre That's a five head

@dom_lucre More forehead than cannons

This is as close as you’ll ever get to seeing Cannons at work.

@FmrRepMTG I want to know what really happened to cause your TDS. What didn't you get that you were promised?

Trump just sent a letter to Congress saying the war in Iran is “terminated” because today marks 60 days and in order for the President to have the authority to continue, the Constitution requires a vote from Congress. But the war is not really terminated. Trump is just restarting the clock to avoid a vote from Congress that may limit his power to wage a war on Iran, and the war is absolutely not over just because there has been a ceasefire. Also, Trump is about to start military actions again very soon. It never ended. This is unconstitutional and Congress should reclaim it’s constitutional authority.

@PGATOUR @cadillac_champ

You don’t see this every day 👀 Nick Taylor getting an on-course physio session after suffering from back issues @Cadillac_Champ.

@ProFootballTalk @MaryKayCabot I'll take entitled twats for 200 Alex...

@NFL_DovKleiman Star safety??

Holy Sh*t: Former Bucs star safety Shilo Sanders ROASTS Browns reporter Mary Kay Cabot after she said Deshaun Watson should be the QB1 over his brother Shedeur. “Go make a sandwich Mary” 😬😬😬

@TrumpsHurricane Luring children into her house in the middle of the night?

If Rosa DeLauro were not a Congresswoman, what Job would she have ??

🗞️ Sony Pictures Networks India and LIV Golf forge new broadcast partnership for 2026 season 👇 Click below for full details #LIVGolf livgolf.com/news/sony-pict…

@Crushers_GC @brysondech

Do you agree with this? 👀 All tee boxes should be flat. Are we wrong? What are your thoughts? 🤔

@MLFootball If a frog had wings he wouldn't bump his ass when he hopped.

THIS PLAY CHANGED THE ENTIRE #NFL SEASON: If this call went in the #Rams way… they likely would have won the Super Bowl instead of the #Seahawks. This was one of the most controversial calls of the season and completely changed the entire season. 😱

@THPGolf In his prime? Phil

Who is the 3rd best player of all time? Assuming the first two are Jack and Tiger in no particular order, who is 3rd right now?

@NUCLRGOLF Fuck LIV

🚨🫨📝 #STATEMENT — The State of Louisiana has issued a statement regarding the postponement of LIV Golf’s June event in New Orleans and begins by thanking the PGA TOUR for The Zurich. 😳 “First, we want to thank Zurich and PGA TOUR leadership for another outstanding tournament this past weekend. We are proud of the continued partnership and the opportunities this event brings to our state each year.” “Secretary Bourgeois spoke with LIV Golf CEO Scott O'Neil on Friday and was informed that the organization seeks to postpone its June 2026 event in New Orleans to explore a potential event this fall. The state has already paid $3.2 million in accordance with the contract….” “LIV is expected to return all state incentive funds, with the exception of the $2 million already invested in upgrades for City Park, ensuring those improvements remain in place for the community. We appreciate LIV's good-faith efforts and look forward to maintaining our partnership as we continue conversations around an event later this year….” “We are grateful for the work of our local partners and the collaboration that supported this effort. Louisiana continues to move forward with strong momentum and we remain focused on opportunities that deliver value for our communities.” ➡️ What do you make of this?

@ProFootballTalk He's a twat. Good luck

Ravens agree to sign QB Diego Pavia. nbcsports.com/nfl/profootbal…

Real Club Valderrama hosted its first event on the LIV Golf League in 2023 and has been a staple on the schedule since. The GM, Javier Reviriego, says they are very happy with their partnership and they will be looking to renew their contract when it’s up next season. Speaking to Flushing It Golf, Javier said: “We're very happy. I mean, for us, the event has been great, giving us a lot of visibility. “The best thing is to have these great players here. I mean, these players, we would have never dreamed of having them here in a DP World Tour event. That's a fact. “And we couldn't dream of bringing a PGA Tour event to Spain because I don't think that was ever going to happen either. So, we wanted this quality of players, and there was no choice, really.” LIV Golf Andalucía is just 5 weeks away and the build out is currently going up all over the course, with a huge hospitality area on the bank behind the 17th green striking an imposing presence. Advertising boards promoting the event greet arrivals at Gibraltar Airport and they are in the process of thickening the rough to make the course as challenging as ever. Javier says he has spoken to league executives who assure him it’s business as usual and Valderrama are even considering some renovations to the golf course to help improve the venue for future years. Their contract with LIV Golf ends after the 2027 season, and Javier says they are looking to renew and would be “happy to continue the relationship.” The LIV Golf League returns to Valderrama on June 4th as Talor Gooch aims to defend and win the title for the 3rd time in 4 seasons. Jon Rahm’s Legion XIII will defend the team title. @RcValderrama @23jrb @livgolf_league

@TaraBull Twatwaffle

Describe Jimmy Kimmel in one word

@AntiLeftMemes Looks like he just needs to run...

Why should JB Pritzker run?

@AntiLeftMemes He looks like he's trying to figure out who shit in his pants.

How on earth did this man get 81 million votes?!

@ShaneTuttleNCAA But he's a twat....

Interesting: QB Diego Pavia has accepted an invite to #Ravens rookie minicamp, but he’ll be listed as a RB, per sources. Pavia rushed for over 3,000 yards and 31 TDs during his college career.

@JDunlap1974 Remember when he said he invented the Internet?

🚨🚨 Al Gore attacks Trump and fiery speech says he sees parallels to early Nazi Germany for this reason Thoughts?

@Gitmo99 It certainly appears the possibly fucked around and then he found out

Hit a military man and expect a whipping . #HIAW 🇺🇸🇺🇸💯