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@kozyDOTai Lol she sounds like a wet blanket

Talking to a girl from Dubai who is moving to NYC —> her reply to me saying I’ll teach her how to citibike:

@eurofounder You should have clarified its her OWN laptop in this post. But honestly hilarious 😂

Just fired my best employee today She was with us for 7 years Perfect performance reviews, clients loved her "Our compliance officer found something on your laptop" I told her She went pale "A VPN. You have been accessing American websites" She started shaking "It was just Netflix. The European catalog doesn't have the shows I want" I couldn't believe what I was hearing "So you bypassed European content regulations because you wanted more options?" "Please. I'll delete it, it was only once and after work hours" she begged me "The data already crossed American servers. There's no undoing that" I handed her the termination papers and called for security to escort her out I promoted the compliance officer the same day That's the kind of initiative we need

@Glitchymagic @alifarhat79 Lol bait much

@alifarhat79 this is actually smart tho 💰💡

She should’ve studied finance