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i fucking did it.

35 years and two days without a footjob… think about what that does to a man.

@vforvernier HI VER

HELLOOOOOO.

stop engaging in ai fruit slop and instead embrace tradition.

35 years without a footjob… think about what that does to a man.

@lesbianoga67 @_nyankou let the cishet white man COOK .

I remember when i told my ex situationship i was into yaoi and he offered to make a sex tape with his best friend for me

he's begging me to let my bf play a league game w him 😭

@Valcamio I eat pussy like a fat nigga at a buffet

this translator is amazing

@It_is_tj @BeezRogue this sum fuckass shit ud tweet

Me: "Dad I'm trans..." Dad: "I have no son." Me: "What? I thought you'd be supportive..." Dad?: "No I literally do not have a Son, I have no idea who you are or how you got in." Me: "Oh fuck this ain't my house." LeBron James: "Hey guys I'm LeBron James"

@DiscoTFT @icarus_407 OH SOMEBODY ALRWADY TAGGED U IN THIS AKSBSJFNRKNAJSBSKS

@DiscoTFT @icarus_407

witnessed the shortest date ever in the coffee shop guy: “whats your fav game” girl: “lol, probably TFT, i love the chibis” guy: “do you think title is the goat" girl: “what?” guy: “thats lame” so she went ahead, paid at the counter, and said “you can have my coffee” and left

not all angels are in heaven. for example im hardstuck emerald

@icarus_407 @peacht3as yeah give it some time i reckon maybe shes training her tft skills for u

@sonamaex @peacht3as she hasn’t responded yet do you think she’s busy

MIKU CAT TO CELEBRATE GOING UNDER 2K

@icarus_407 @peacht3as vouch

@peacht3as do you play teamfight tactics

@femboy_jax If that onion ring im pickin it TF up

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@lawlesstwilight WHY THE FUCK ARE THERE TWELVE LIKES

@elhermano1337 sum @icarus_407 type post

Happy women‘s day to my future tft girlfriend, hope you have an awesome day honey ❤️

@AEn1ma__ @BeezRogue

this fucking guy