Alcohol & Oates

@_JohnLeo The Terminator Terminator 2: Judgment Day

Name 2 movies and I’ll tell you which I prefer :)

@TheWapplehouse When a dude gets gonorrhea they take penis-ill-in

When an Italian gets gonorrhea they take pennecillin

Woke up this morning thinking about a band called Creezer that covers Weezer songs but with the Creed voice, please no one let this happen

@ProZD Mtg -> man-a, but Secret of Mana -> mon-a

Andy Kaufman's Mighty Mouse routine but it's "don't let the days go by" from Glycerine

i was worried elon musk buying twitter would be bad but it's going to be so insanely funny. just the dumbest shit ever every day, i can't wait

😂😂😂 this guy is amazing.

@lastname_rose we didn't get that far but owl house has some good full-face-blush representation

@skullmandible Simply having an awful Akira time

the most important thing to keep in your head when reading Akira is all those buildings are just chock-full of people--people who are having a simply awful time

@ryanqnorth I found a Sherlock + dinosaurs, but no Batman. The perfect cover image remains elusive

but they were, all of them, deceived, for another checkmark was made

props to the intern that had to find an image to represent this headline and frankly knocked it out of the park

Monster Mash is the song with the most wedding energy that i've never heard at a wedding

Adding my current getting dressed tune, "Let's Pants" by David Bowie

Updating this to say that this morning's routine included a rendition of "Sock Me Amadeus"

Singing "Closing Time" to myself but changing it to "Clothing Time" as I get dressed for the first time today at 4:30pm

Very much here for the new trend on French TikTok setting the nation’s pharmacy signs to a background of pumping techno

@acgthegps Go tigers

A well-cultivated Twitter is 50% "this person is being stupid and you should be upset" and 50% "this is person is being stupid and you should laugh"

Big Deborah Snack Cakes

no one trends like gaston mass offends like gaston no one shows in the feeds of your friends like gaston