Peter

@davidpyetwitch Brilliant! So #MagicallyMundaneMoments that it hurts. 👏

Of course we’ll remove you from our marketing database. 😉🤭🤫😏😯😦😧😮😳🫣🤫🫠

@davidpyetwitch Let’s. Careful to not make it too exciting!

@davidpyetwitch You could start something here …#MagicallyMundaneMoments 🪄

This is not news. It is a distraction and it’s celebrating incredible amounts of money being wasted. If only Penny Mordaunt had a day job to do.

Is @JohnTerry26 ready to get involved? Crown on head and celebrate? 🤔

If you vote by post this May, you won’t need to show photo ID. There are other identification checks when applying for a postal vote, and when submitting your ballot. The deadline to apply to vote by post is 18 April by 5pm. Find out more ⬇️ electoralcommission.org.uk/i-am-a/voter/a…

🚨MPs FOR HIRE: a Led By Donkeys undercover investigation🚨 Watch the trailer…

To state the obvious: if you're feeling irritated or otherwise off, Twitter might be the cause. Take a break and get some movement in. The angry people will still be here when you get back. THEY'RE ALWAYS HERE.

Everybody knows what Match of the Day means to me, but I’ve told the BBC I won’t be doing it tomorrow. Solidarity.

Matt Hancock is a bloody idiot & Isabel Oakeshott is a shameless weasel. God knows how you’re supposed to pick a side.

Make sure you have ID to vote. moneysavingexpert.com/family/uk-elec…

Brilliant on many levels.

RIP Twitter

RIP bbc.co.uk/news/entertain…

@horshamcoffee looks like your coffee is from the future?

TIL it was a cover. Here is the original from 1951 open.spotify.com/track/0GmkQUWZ…

29th December 2022.  Vivienne Westwood died today, peacefully and surrounded by her family, in Clapham, South London. The world needs people like Vivienne to make a change for the better.

RIP Terry Hall. theguardian.com/music/gallery/…

ICYMI, here's our remix of this year's Xmas number one attempt. You can help us by streaming or downloading all the different versions, see theconservatives.info for details. No voter ID required. #AnyoneButThem