Me- Can I have an espresso martini?
Waitress- Do you want it black or creamy?
Me- Uh I’ll take it with Bailey’s
*Bitch only thing I want black and creamy is your sister
And at the end of the day that’s baseball @HomeBy3Official
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Steve
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Eat. Jerk off. Repeat.
Sounds like a hungover Sunday #IranRevolution2026
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Steve retweetledi
Amendola is 40 years old.
Montgomery is reportedly 21 years old.
A 19-year age gap.
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MLFootball@MLFootball
NEWS: New England #Patriots legendary wide receiver Danny Amendola is reportedly DATING social media influencer Grace Montgomery. 👏👏👏 Amendola has dated many models over the last decade, including Olivia Culpo and Jean Watts.
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Not sure who is more confused. A dude thinking he should cut his horn off and be a chick. Or me thinking it’s optimal to train like an Olympian 5 days a week then drink a zillion beers and 8 packs of marb reds on the weekends. Oh well #Olympics2026
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To: █████ ███████
From: Jeffrey Epstein <jeevacation@gmail.com>
26. Oct. 2023, 10:00 PM
Had a great time last night Craig. Good luck in Boston.
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Early candidate for tweet of the year
McNeil@REFLOG18
Me making sure the green is clear from 260 yards out before I top it 20 yards
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I’d love to watch AI drink 15 tequila sodas, 8 zyns, drunk text your ex, and lose $4,000 playing blackjack
Not Jerome Powell@alifarhat79
Millennials living through 2 economic recessions, 9/11, a global pandemic, 8 stock market crashes, jobs replaced by AI, and possibly WW3 before hitting 43
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@Robert82294276 @alexdonates @WhopSports @FDSportsbook @OutlierDotBet @gavinmchughh @allinabe @LocksmithLottos Lamborghini dreams but you still drive a Lexus
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@alexdonates @WhopSports @FDSportsbook @OutlierDotBet @gavinmchughh @allinabe @LocksmithLottos Cash out and buy a Lexus
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