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Ok. I don't know who needs to hear this, but buckle up. Here's the deal. A thread 🧵

One way to appreciate teachers during teacher appreciation week is to pay them more.

I had to do it...

starting 2022 like

I'll say it again KEANU REEVES IS MY HERO insider.com/keanu-reeves-g…

hey mom can you come pick me up there are people my age having children on purpose

Are the fridge and freezer friends or enemies?

Is this the squid game everyone is talking about?

@IAmPicasio The real question is when am I not sad

Y’all ever just been sad

@mbeccadean RIP

Me watching Logan Paul boxing match with my boyfriend wondering when the boxes are going to show up

@mere_ianagrande Have you tried switching to decaf?

i’ve been extra depresso espresso lately and I don’t know how to be less depresso espresso :(

Why do we still have to remind people that trains cannot stop for you? Someone please confirm that this is general knowledge.

@__kris_10__ Yes

How does one begin a hobby? Do you just choose one

@CHATSMASH1 If I leave 10 minutes early I'll still get there in 20 minutes...

@sonlisal Leave early and add 10 minutes to your commute... Then listen to.. open.spotify.com/episode/3AHbSA…

I need a new podcast on the way to work. Any suggestions? The drive there is ~20 minutes if that helps.

That's Memphis for ya

All 6 of you were 100% incorrect

Will my flight back to Memphis be canceled again today?