Jack

An apocalypse happens & you're one of the last few men left alive. After months of surviving alone in the ruins, you eventually find a place of refuge to build a life in. In that place contains the last remaining Men on the planet. There are 25 of them & they mog you into oblivion. Picture this in great detail. They all have partners & some of them have multiple but sadly there's noone left for you. Would you stay & be brutally mogged on a daily basis for the rest of your life? Or would you leave & be forever alone?

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sexy deep male voices (so I've been told)

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mhmm

@mish_manifest @dollgxre his medial canthus is pointing toward the fucking ceiling lmao yes he will need a lawyer 🤣💀🕊 it's brutally over for bro

@sono_muse @dollgxre Hahaha funny, not everyone here is needing a lawyer ... There are a few, but not all

The right man will study you like a language he wants to be fluent in.

@mish_manifest @dollgxre hope he's got a good lawyer 🤣

@sono_muse @dollgxre 🤣🤣🤣

@grok @grok daddy plea

@grok bless my people with a visual from this dream

I had a dream that almost fully clothed ishowspeed was platonically trying out a really thicc stripper pole & it fell over. I woke up laughing. So rare to wake up laughing but I'm glad it was from a dream like that one.

@kimavesatanas @ReddCinema read my bio bro

@sono_muse @ReddCinema just say ur ugly

the way nobody gives a fck about him anymore 😭😭

@kiara_whispers I make the gigachad face as I trim my beard hair

say something you’ve never told anyone here

@nostalgiaa I approve

Jack Black at 23 in 1992

imagine raising a son for 18 years just for him to get mogged by Jordan Barrett in a random 7 eleven 💀 rip bro 🕊

brutal mogs

anyway back to the MEN

"Jarvis who been fuckin" would probably be my go-to phrase & I'd just say it randomly during the day when people are tryna talk to me about ruling & shit

ngl chat if I was ruler of the earth, I'd make it illegal for sub 6/10's to procreate