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@SoccerScientis More fixtures please king!!

𝐒𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐚𝐲'𝐬 𝐆𝐥𝐨𝐛𝐚𝐥 𝐅𝐨𝐨𝐭𝐛𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐅𝐢𝐱𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞𝐬 𝐏𝐫𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬. ⚽️

@Born2winalwayz Embarrassment as how... If the pharmacy is not ashamed of selling it, why should he be ashamed of buying it?? Una too take everything serious for this country.

I went to this pharmacy close by to get some medicine . While I was there, I was speaking with one of the nurses when this man just walked in. From one look, I’m very sure he should be around his mid-50s or late 50s, early 60s……somewhere there. Healthy looking man, clean, well dressed. Parked his Jeep outside He walked in calm and said: “Excuse me, please do you have Viagra?” but the way he said it was even “Vigra.” The nurse was like . “Hmm? Viagra?” The man said, “Yeah, I think it’s Viagra.” We just looked at each other like….eeh? The nurse asked him, “Which one?” The man said, “Wait, let me confirm.” Then he called someone on phone and said: “Tatam, which one? What’s the name of that Viagra you said I should get?” 👇👇

The last sentence off me guy😂😂😂😂😂

@Arsenal fit Wyn everybody today draw match😅😅😅😅

@AML_Football Can't login with Google

Improved the feed page UI, you should be able to analyze with clarity now

@sokapal_ai The website is refusing to load,I was wondering if you changed the link or something

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In France it was bread that caused the revolution. In Russia it was bread too. Frozen streets, hungry soldiers, a Tsar too arrogant to notice until the palace gates were already burning. In Egypt it was fuel subsidies and unemployment. Tahrir Square didn’t fill up because people were bored. In Tunisia it was a fruit vendor who set himself on fire because a government official humiliated him and confiscated his cart. One man’s breaking point became a continent’s revolution. Revolutions don’t start with big things. They start with the thing that finally makes ordinary people say ENOUGH. In Nigeria they have removed fuel subsidies, devalued the naira, taxed the poor, and let hunger become national policy. Now they want to fine a man earning ₦80,000 a month the sum of ₦100,000 for not filing a tax return. Not for evading tax. For not filing the paperwork. The French had bread. Nigerians have a ₦100,000 penalty for being too poor to know what FIRS means. History is watching and it has a very good memory.

@lynn_jatau The "Slaughtered" part finish me😅😅😅😅😅

The craziest thing about what’s happening is there’s no single defense in sight. The ones who have tried have been slaughtered. Defend and see shege😂😂😂

@MrEazi105419 They are not the same, but someone can do both at the same time.

People can be funny o. You told your talking stage that you're a fashion designer. Today being a public holiday, he didn't go to work, he decided to visit your shop, only to discover you're just a tailor with one apprentice. My guy just shared this experience with me because he's been telling me how beautiful she is and how he'd like to take it to the next stage with her. How do you people tell such lies abeg 🙆🏼‍♀️?

@cfcleah_ Make him do mistake wife the girl .. two weeks Una go hear divorce mater

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Still Believing!

Is this spiritual??@Ariwodo_ @chriscxss @colekachi What I have been facing for past days now 🥹🥹

Setbacks and lack of obvious result is crazy man. Everybody keeps advising you like you are doing the wrong thing. Damn.

@jefff256 Na my friend Victor be that

You might be touching your savings to help someone that does not want to touch their own savings.

No matter how rich you are, never open a business for your girlfriend, if you must do, open it in your name, the money transactions should be going to your account, then pay her salary every month as the manger, when she becomes your wife promote her to be the managing director.

Omo.... 😭 Stray bullet

The CEO just asked me if we're "doing anything with blockchain." I said we're "monitoring the technology landscape" but haven't identified a strong use case for our business yet. Translation: No, and we're never going to. But I can't just say "blockchain is useless for what we do" because then I look like I'm not thinking innovatively. So I position it as "we're being strategic and waiting for the right opportunity." He nodded. Said that made sense. Then he asked about quantum computing. I gave him the same answer. Here's the reality: every few months, executives read an article about some technology trend and want to know if we're "leveraging" it. They don't actually care about the technology. They care about looking informed when they talk to other executives. My job isn't to implement every buzzword. It's to make them feel like we're on top of it without committing to anything. "Monitoring the landscape" is perfect because it sounds proactive but requires zero actual work. Next month it'll be something else. Maybe AR. Maybe autonomous systems. Doesn't matter. The answer is always the same: we're watching it closely, being strategic, and waiting for the right fit.

My manager asked how long it would take to fix the bug. I said two weeks. It took forty minutes. But now I have two weeks of buffer. That's called experience. Here's how it works. Every estimate I give has a multiplier. The multiplier depends on who's asking. My manager asks: multiply by 4. A VP asks: multiply by 6. The CEO asks: multiply by 10 and add "dependencies." Dependencies are other teams. Other teams are always slow. Even when they're not involved. Especially when they're not involved. Nobody checks. The bug took forty minutes. I fixed it Monday morning. I didn't tell anyone until Thursday afternoon. That's three days of buffer. Buffer is protection. Protection from the next ask. Because the moment you finish something fast, they ask for something else. Finish the bug in an hour? Great, can you also look at this other thing? Finish it in two weeks? Great, take the afternoon off. You earned it. I earned it by lying about how long things take. That's not how they'd describe it. They'd call it "managing expectations." I'm managing expectations. My expectations are that I don't want to work that hard. When I was junior, I gave honest estimates. "That'll take about two hours." My reward? Four more tasks that day. Then I watched the senior engineers. They said "end of week" for everything. Everything was "end of week." A config change? End of week. A one-line fix? End of week. A meeting that could've been an email? End of week. They were never stressed. I was always stressed. I learned. Now I'm senior. Now everything is "end of week." Or "end of sprint." Sprint is two weeks. Two weeks is forever. Forever is comfortable. Sometimes someone pushes back. "Can we do it faster? This is urgent." I pause. I look concerned. "Let me see what I can do." Then I deliver in three days instead of two weeks. I'm a hero. I wasn't faster. I was honest about the original timeline. But the compression makes me look dedicated. "He really hustled on this one." I didn't hustle. I just stopped lying for a moment. Strategic honesty. Delivered at the right time. After enough fake delays. The best part is nobody tracks this. Nobody says, "He estimated two weeks but finished in forty minutes." They say, "He finished ahead of schedule." Ahead of schedule. I set the schedule. I beat the schedule I invented. That's exceeding expectations. I'm exceeding expectations. My performance review says I'm "highly reliable" and "consistently delivers." I am reliable. I reliably estimate 10x what things take. And I consistently deliver. Right before my fake deadline. That's called being senior. New engineers burn out because they're honest. I padded my way to work-life balance. My manager asked why I always seem so calm. I said, "Experience." Experience means I've learned to lie about time. Professionally. With a straight face. And a buffer that could fit a vacation. That's engineering.