jeffrey woods of shed + kleptotwt ⦻

YAYYYY THIS IS ALL OOMFIES IM SO JOYOUS

@Gachacutz queen refference

Don't try unaliving your just gonna hate it

@IHATEFUNNYBUNNY WOULD I?

Hey oomfies do u guys wanna get into a giant poly relationship to piss off my husband

@kazmzin cream cheese, spicy mayo, crab filling, and cucumber!!

@soopwith2os What’s the filling 👀👀

MADE IT MYSELF IM SO HAPPY (please dont tell me how many carbs are in this i think i'll die.)

@milo_da_goat53 @Yukeepmesane SO REAL

How I feel scrolling on shedtwt next to my mom cause I'm a #youngho

@azarichuu they arent wrong nor are they ACTUALLY doing anything to you, you could just ignore their submission instead of getting pissy, its normal to worry about people yknow

Leave me alone wanker

@Red_Bandages @deadtweaker i have no idea either it was also for my epilepsy, my mom just says i was biting myself and her, threatening to run into traffic, screamed about ghosts and aliens and tried to attack her so they flagged me as allergic

@soopwith2os @deadtweaker What mg were you on? I take it everyday for my epilepsy and it has never affected my mood

what type of high would this be its my dogs meds

@airivelle @Yukeepmesane i do this for my squad i do this for my gang

getting hyperfixated on media from when i was a wee little jeffrey woods, so now i have to piece together the lore, (im filtering through 9 years worth of daily episodes.)

@rora_ruan nah not really, in the few ive been in, nobody got their piercings confiscated

Is it true that you can't have piercings in a mental hospital?

@Natsukicrys i thought we were just using our kins or favs as placeholders for ourselves

Wait are __of shedtwt accounts actually roleplaying the character?i thought we just liked them (I do kin Natsuki though-)

make it make sense, venting to MY friend about me then giving me a whole different message after

ex: brags about having outbursts in class and frequently bashing her head against her desks same ex when i have an emotional outburst, not directed at them at all, due to some horrible shit happening to me: "he triggered me.! i-it made me wonder..is he actually..evil?"

who the fuck says "wouldn't you like to know" unironically, holy fucking cornball

the HI is back again LAMICTAL DO YOUR JOB IM SCARED

does anyone know how to turn a A into a Star

tfw your ex's inital is carved into your leg

nvm i dont miss my partner because i dont have one anymore!!!! hope she kills herself i dont care anymore i feel free